I stop being jm and become my amazing, awesome self.

You get pushed off the ledge at spawn.

 

Rage quit.

All the water in Minecraft disappears and is replaced with lava, you try spawning water but it starts raining lava.

 

Epic
you have a migraine but u have no ibuprofen

 

Get off the couch and go to the pharmacy.

You fall into lava repeatedly.

 

You put on God mode
Your lazy

 

I sleep.

You get banned forever, and andrew smites you.

 

Sneak into his house and unban yourself on his computer while he is asleep.

You are arrested for breaking into " somebodies' " house and rebanned from the server.

 

Cry and take up a new hobby.

You're surrounded by ferociously hungry tigers. The contents of your pockets: Half of a toothpick and a spatula handle.

 

I dig with my toothpick and go underground and live there eating both my left overs from my 1 toothpick and my two spatula handle.

U run into a house, there's tacos.

 

you start eating garlic bread.

Its late
Creepers are roaming on the streets
There are people and buildings exploding everywhere.
The creepers keep spawning.
All you have left is a piece of gingerbread and a piece of paper.
Thunder strikes and multiple creepers have become charged.
They spot you.
You try to run away but you hit a dead-end.
The creepers are coming closer and closer.

 

bombs are round so you just slide the rope off

you are stuck in a room with 40 supermodels and a bed and there is no door

 

you continued on something from the first page, we are at page 8.

 

Dig 3 blocks down and place a block above your head.

You wake up and find yourself on a single block of cobblestone and under you is the void. You realize you are on hardcore mode. Also there is nothing in your inventory.

 

install zombe or cjb mod and fly to solid ground.

100 zombies from spawner runing to you! You are on hardcore!

 

turn on mob one hit kill and infinite health from cjb.

I kill you.

 

I respawn and destroy your house with TNT!

You can't turn off inf. healt and you fell to void.

 

I turn it on (why would I turn it off, anyway), then fly out of the void.

andrew bans TNT (like it is, anyway) and then kill you again, on hardcore.

 

I slap andrew across the face and bomb your house with TNT.

February disappears, the weather is going out of alignment of the months and soon it will snow in August.

 

make giant snowman and then his replica in Minecraft

Repair is removed from ECC

 

Do what all the non donators do and make sets upon sets of tools.

You lost your right leg the day before the karate tournament, the judges still want you to fight.