deactivate the bomb with your saliva You are starving and are in "nothingness" accept for your best freind (you are about to die of hunger)
Use my cell phone to order Pizza.(Ha cuz its your name!) You are in a room where your only way to get out is to hug a Ghast or a Creeper.
why would I want to escape that? andrewkm puts server on hardcore mode and your playerfile gets wiped everytime you die.
use my swiss army knife to untie myself by wiggling it outta my pocket and into my hand. your trapped 40 stories up in a burning building what do you do?
You steal someone else identity and make and make everyone (but those who know you) think that you are dead. Then you use all the money to drink Doctor Pepper. You say mom to your teacher
Complete all of my homework at record speed, then take scratch paper and create an empire by folding it together. You awake in a room, with no windows and no doors, and a bed in it.
Fix the paradox of breaking Minecraft water blocks. You wake up to find yourself in strapped to several barrels of gasoline, on fire, inside of a helicopter 5000 ft up in the air without an engine, and a dead pilot. Also all the parachutes are unusable and if you use a fly mod you get banned.