Rage quit. All the water in Minecraft disappears and is replaced with lava, you try spawning water but it starts raining lava.
Sneak into his house and unban yourself on his computer while he is asleep. You are arrested for breaking into " somebodies' " house and rebanned from the server.
Cry and take up a new hobby. You're surrounded by ferociously hungry tigers. The contents of your pockets: Half of a toothpick and a spatula handle.
I dig with my toothpick and go underground and live there eating both my left overs from my 1 toothpick and my two spatula handle. U run into a house, there's tacos.
you start eating garlic bread. Its late Creepers are roaming on the streets There are people and buildings exploding everywhere. The creepers keep spawning. All you have left is a piece of gingerbread and a piece of paper. Thunder strikes and multiple creepers have become charged. They spot you. You try to run away but you hit a dead-end. The creepers are coming closer and closer.
bombs are round so you just slide the rope off you are stuck in a room with 40 supermodels and a bed and there is no door
Dig 3 blocks down and place a block above your head. You wake up and find yourself on a single block of cobblestone and under you is the void. You realize you are on hardcore mode. Also there is nothing in your inventory.
install zombe or cjb mod and fly to solid ground. 100 zombies from spawner runing to you! You are on hardcore!
I turn it on (why would I turn it off, anyway), then fly out of the void. andrew bans TNT (like it is, anyway) and then kill you again, on hardcore.
I slap andrew across the face and bomb your house with TNT. February disappears, the weather is going out of alignment of the months and soon it will snow in August.
Do what all the non donators do and make sets upon sets of tools. You lost your right leg the day before the karate tournament, the judges still want you to fight.