I go sell all my diamonds

Elvis come to ECC

 

Banana sandwiches for all!

Notch comes to ECC.

 

deactivate the bomb with your saliva

You are starving and are in "nothingness" accept for your best freind (you are about to die of hunger)

 

Use my cell phone to order Pizza.(Ha cuz its your name!)

You are in a room where your only way to get out is to hug a Ghast or a Creeper.

 

Creeper! He's my friend!

FBI comes to your house

 

You hide under your bed.

Kuke gets permission to place cactus

 

why would I want to escape that?

andrewkm puts server on hardcore mode and your playerfile gets wiped everytime you die.

 

Time for HAAAAAXXXXX

Andrew and Micheal fight and completely destroy the server

 

use my swiss army knife to untie myself by wiggling it outta my pocket and into my hand.

your trapped 40 stories up in a burning building what do you do?

 

Jump

You have to pay one mil to someone

 

You steal someone else identity and make and make everyone (but those who know you) think that you are dead.
Then you use all the money to drink Doctor Pepper.

You say mom to your teacher

 

call my best friend dad

your trapped at school with nothing to do but homework

 

Complete all of my homework at record speed, then take scratch paper and create an empire by folding it together.

You awake in a room, with no windows and no doors, and a bed in it.

 

you sleep.

you fall into an endless pit.

 

You grab on the sides and climb out.

You get banned with no chance of appeal

 

Game over.

You get unbanned from being permbanned

 

Your special
you break water like me -.-

 

Fix the paradox of breaking Minecraft water blocks.

You wake up to find yourself in strapped to several barrels of gasoline, on fire, inside of a helicopter 5000 ft up in the air without an engine, and a dead pilot. Also all the parachutes are unusable and if you use a fly mod you get banned. :)

 

I jump into two block deep water.

You die.

 

Be reborn as a supreme being that watches over the earth.

You are jm. You get stuck in a door.