I appear!

I insert a Builder

 

You get a resident!

I insert AndrewKM

 

I get the server for my B-day!

I insert +1

 

You get -20000

I insert a cactus.

 

I get a cactus! :D

I insert a diamond

 

You get 256 cobbles. LOL

I insert a calculator

 

I get 1+1=2

I insert a 2-inch piece of Scotch Tape

 

You get... Another jam *sigh* replaces the machine again

I insert a bottle!

 

You get a secret note-in-a-bottle

I insert a cat.

 

You get, a shredded blob of fur and broken cat pieces, I think I got the wrong machine.........

I insert a slab of beef

 

You get Rabidworm.

I insert incorrect change.

Spoiler

Out comes a triggered Grenade.

 

The coin comes flying out, ricochets off a rabidworms waffles and impales you in the back of the head.

I insert Nick's dead, impaled body

 

out comes a jarate (tf2 weapon)

i put in a $100 bill

 

You get a small ant sized red pill or a small ant sized blue pill, your choice so choose wisely...

I insert an @rabidworm.

 

U get a waffle

I insert a waffle

 

Out comes 46743536455473754337547345743990000088746262 Eco dollars for me

I insert johnny apple seed

 

You get a hairy spider
I insert a pancake

 

You get a WAFFELZ
You insert a nuke

Spoiler

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

shards of metal rip through your body,
I insert a penny

 

U get a WAFFLEZ

I insert a @kevin24068