The Vending Machine

I get killed.

I insert my singleplayer map that I still haven't got diamonds.

 

You receive 20 diamonds

I insert a magic pixie

 

I get nothing, it disappeared.

I insert steak

 

i get 1 mil

i insert 1k into the lotto

 

you get one ticket lol

i insert goldenarmor12

 

I get myself!

I insert a cow

 

i get more moneys

i insert purrguin`s ego

 

The machine explodes and I get a new one. *sigh*

I insert a credit card

 

I get money!

I insert my clock.

 

The vending machine goes back in time...

I insert a whole chicken

 

I get some of my chicken nuggets filled

I insert nothing

 

You get nothing

I insert Jupiter

 

I get killed

I insert Babe Ruth's first MLB home run bat

 

I sell it on eBay for $50,000,000,000

I insert my Efficency I Diamond Pickaxe and Efficiency I Diamond Shovel

 

You get, my post. Lolololol

I insert 1024 leaves. Anyone want them? I have a lot...

 

I sell them

I insert @D0rc

 

D0rc doesn't reply!

I insert a cake!

 

You get cupcakes! YAY!!!!

I insert furrycattys army of cats

 

I kill them

I insert @Furrycatty

 

I don't get a mention.

I insert
@Goldenarmor12
@Goldenarmor12
@Goldenarmor12