He comes back out and you get a friend for life. Of course he's not happy about being shoved in a vending machine. I insert my cat army.
You get a million fake dollars I insert a bomb to try to blow up goldenarmor12 and regain my cat army(if he wasn't convinced by the money)
I take the hostages into my bomb-proof room along with me and everything I own. I insert a bomb trying to kill/warn the cat leader
I quickly hand over ownership to Jimmy. The catman. I insert an assasin to hunt down and rescue my army.
Wow, that's a big vending machine! You get... All the blazes in the nether spawn in right on top of you! I insert THE OVERWORLD