The Vending Machine

You get an 86042nivek@
I insert a banana

 

You get yourself.

I insert a slip of paper that says: "FOOL'D YAH!"

 

You get fooled

I insert a trololololololol
And forgets to pay

Spoiler

Out comes a biome buster

 

Out comes a troll.

I insert an elephant.

 

you get TWO elephants.

I insert a stack of cobblesone (this should be funny)

 

You get nothing. it is just cobble.
I insert some air

 

you get gasoline.

i insert all minecraft players but me.

 

You get a creeper

I insert a Flux Capaciter

 

You get a WHAT IS THIS THING

I insert a Thick

 

You get a hot fudge brownie milkshake with a cherry in the middle covered in rice made in nashville tennessee in the middle of july singin about waffles all day like andrewkm: D

I insert a fluffy bunny that loves chocolate flavored vanilla

 

You get a flavor confused Rabbit

I insert incredibox.com

 

Out comes a President that has no clue what it is...

You insert a fail.

 

Out comes a Troll

I insert a cactus

 

Out comes kukelekuuk00!

I insert a dead squirrel

 

Out comes andrewkm!

I insert a paintballing Tkick

 

Out comes SonnyCPretzel's lottery snipe!

I insert a Lottery Ticket

 

Out comes a losing lottery ticket
I insert a bomb o.o

 

Out comes turbo813

I insert A a coin tied to a string to rig the machine.

 

Out comes a police officer.

I insert a vending machine.

 

I take it out

I insert the President of the United States of America (If you didn't know, it's President Obama )