He comes back out and you get a friend for life. :D Of course he's not happy about being shoved in a vending machine.

I insert my cat army.

 

I capture it and hold it hostage

I insert a ransom note

 

You get a million fake dollars

I insert a bomb to try to blow up goldenarmor12 and regain my cat army(if he wasn't convinced by the money)

 

I take the hostages into my bomb-proof room along with me and everything I own.

I insert a bomb trying to kill/warn the cat leader

 

I quickly hand over ownership to Jimmy. The catman.

I insert an assasin to hunt down and rescue my army.

 

I shoot the assassin with my AK-47.

I insert a coin :D

 

You get another assasin!

I insert a piece of yarn. Cat money!

 

I send it back

I insert lit TNT.

 

You get a dog.

I insert a chicken.

 

I get meat.

I insert a ocelot

 

You get a tame pussy :)

I insert a coin.

 

u get a coin
i put in a post

 

You get a post
I insert all my ecodollars

 

I get tons of money

I insert 1k.

 

i recive 1k
i put in pi

 

Yum... pie

I put in my pet snake

 

I kill it.

I insert /pay a 1000000

 

You get nothing :)

I insert a bag with a dollar sign on!

 

I have no idea what to say :|

I insert the NETHER

 

Wow, that's a big vending machine! You get... All the blazes in the nether spawn in right on top of you!

I insert THE OVERWORLD