The Vending Machine

Out comes a NUKE!!!!!!

I insert a flint and steel and the nuke....

 

Out comes

I insert Lava+TNT

 

Out comes NAPALM!!!!!

I insert a quarter.

 

Out comes 65102314.31 EcoDollars.

I insert a post

 

And you get a reply. XD

I insert all 65202314.31 Eco dollars. Also known as the lottery.

 

Out comes a very angry pig man

I insert kuke

 

Out comes 1 thousand levels of EXP

I insert a stack or gravel

 

Out comes a stack of Flint

I insert a spleef.

 

Out comes a shovel

I shove in a shovel

 

Out comes a spleef!

I insert a diamond

 

You get one dirt

I put in a cat egg...

 

Out comes a dragon

I insert a tree

 

You get wood

I insert my new cat-dragon

 

I get it out and kill it

I insert my 2 pet wolfs.

 

You get some wolf meat. Yum.

 

I get nothing, you didn't insert anything D:

I insert gum

 

I get, an opportunity to unjam the vending machine...

I insert WD-40.

 

Out comes WD-40

I insert z

 

You get a lecture on the beginning of time...

I insert my pie piece!

 

I get it and eat it

I insert a cat