You get nothing, that woodchuck won't let anything come out.

I insert an electric zapper rod.

 

I throw the vending machine into lava and it burns horribly and doesnt work anymore but you can still fit stuff in

I put in jason1964

 

/spawn

I pull the machine out of lava and repair it.

 

Out comes the instructions

I insert a trillion dollar platinum coin

 

out comes $0

I put in nodus

 

Out comes the following instructions:

I put in a smug grin.

 

Out comes DFat

I insert a happy face

 

Out comes a puppy!

I put in a Panda!

 

Out comes dinner! ...orange chicken? ._o

I put in a Latvian joke!

 

You get a gust of air.

I insert a bowl of cereal.

 

out comes a bowl of nachos

i put in a cat

 

The vending machine broke. Game over.

 

i put in a new vending machine

out comes kevinchaing

 

hockey, I think you just ruined the game, cause you did the order in reverse, so now it really is Game over! EVERYONE BLAME HOCKEY!!!!!!!!

 

And out comes a Leedle.....

I put in a lee....

 

Out comes a dle XD

I put in a penny

 

Out comes two pennies.

I insert 1k

 

Out comes a lottery ticket.

I insert the lottery ticket.

 

Out comes 1k

I insert a melon sword

 

Out comes nothing....
(creator secretly runs the vending machine and is inside of it :3)

I insert an airplane.