The Vending Machine

You get a book



I insert a water bucket

 

You get an old thread.

I insert an old pancake I don't want.

 

I get 20$

I insert a door.

 

You also get a trapdoor.

I insert a vending machine.

 

You get Doritos

I insert a apple

 

You get a 500 page paper on why you put "an" before words starting with a vowel, and why you put "a" before words that begin with consonants.

I insert a giant seashell.

 

You get a box of Cocoa Puffs

I insert a Griffzorz Report

 

You get ungriffzorz.


I insert a 500 page paper on why you put "an" before words starting with a vowel, and why you put "a" before words that begin with consonants.

 

You get a shredded book perfect for making a campfire

I insert a coin

 

You get to hear spongebob and Patrick sing campfire song song!

I insert a crushed skittle

 

Out comes a fresh skittle!

I insert 1 winning lottery ticket

 

You get an 85k win from 100 tickets.

I insert a dollar.

 

What is this madness? out comes 2 dollars?

I insert Ebola!

 

You get....

Spoiler

I insert

Spoiler

 

Nah you get a penny.

 

I insert some redstone.

 

I take redstone and sell it to sky,

Instead insert some coal.

 

I sell the coal, buy red stone... And sell it to sky..

I insert carrots

 

I sell carrots and insert peanut butter to make the thing sticky.

 

You get...well, you may not want to know...

I insert some cheese.