The Vending Machine

Cheese dont fit.

I insert some fake cash.

 

Your fake cash wasn't fake enough, you get a bag of pretzels because the machine thought it was real.

I insert a tiny piece of cheese.

 

Cheese doesnt work.

I poor soda down the machine.

 

Soda doesn't work.

I put a crumb of cheese in.

 

Chese will never work.


I insert some dried Peanut Butter

 

Peanut Butter doesn't work.

I insert jam in some cheese and tape over the hole.

 

I eat the cheese before it gets processed

And I insert my hand... Trying to get all the items within

 

You broke the machine, just great.

I insert some spare parts to help fix it.

 

Insert 500k to repair the machine

 

500k will never work

I inset 750k to repair the machine.

 

I steal all the money, adding up to 1,250,000.

I insert the stickiest glue you've ever seen, so the next guy to use it gets stuck.

 

I cover myself in melted butter so I don't get stuck

I insert a fake melon sword

 

Out comes a real melon sword

I insert all of the gold the U.S. owns.

 

Out comes a stale waffle

I insert a Rick Astley CD

 

Out comes all of the gold that the U.S. owned

I insert quick drying cement mix mixed with water.

 

I quickly reach in and rip out the paint.

I insert hand buzzer.

 

** reaches hand in ***
Gets buzzed!!!! Ouchhhh!!!!

Puts andrewkm in.

 

*Slowly and gently takes Andrewkm out, explains to him what Icondigi did, and asks for a million dollars as reward*

Puts in a space ship.

 

You get a bag of Cheetos

I insert four quarters.

 

You get a dollar

I insert a woodchuck holding a piece of cheese that was measured to fit and it will never ever come out and if you break the machine or open it or take it out the game ends and you lose and yadayadayada