A patented PiIndustries meteor teleportation ray* transports the meteor right to the place where you are standing.

*Available for ingame purchase for the cheap price of ten trillion ECD.

 

Steals the diamond, which is clearly his most prized possession, and throws it into lava. The avatar dies as it tries to save the diamond from the lava and instead burns with it.

 

I eliminate your avatar with my incredibly lacking and nonexistant knowledge about Star Wars which creates a black hole to swallow you.

 

The two c's in "ECC" swallow you whole

 

That nyan cat looks yummy. *Takes a bite* Hm...tastes like rainbow.

 

The statue in the background hits you with his wand.

 

I completely eat off the yummy part of the nyan cat while I enjoy listening to the purring head. Then I search for the pot o' gold at the end of the nyan cat rainbow. :)

 

314 slips on a piece of pie, falls into an oven, gets cooked into a pie, creating the Pi flavored Pie

 

Oreo's cat bites his face off.

 

Nyan Cat runs out of poptart fuel and crashes to the ground.

 

Mask falls out of hands and because it was a magical mask once it has fallen out of your touch it explodes.

(Enjoy killing my avatar...)

 

The wiring short circuits and it dies from lack of electricity.

 

I defeat you with a copied version of your lightsaber from this thread.

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I cover it in black paint :D

 

I summon Darth Revan the Pony which stomps you to the ground.

 

You fall down, and die.

 

I am still eating your poptart body. Then I use turpentine to erase your colourful rainbow.

 

Old spawn explodes killing you.

 

You die peacefully in your sleep

(Y'all have some violence issues I think need to be discussed)

 

The helmet, and sparkles are rigged with tnt.