Kill the above users avatar.

Gasp! Not the sparkles!

 

Yes, the sparkles

 

I continue eating your poptart until I am so stuffed that I am about to explode.

 

*Explodes*

 

I knew it.

I use the patented PiIndustries armour controller and turn up the heating. Then Minecraft displays "steveshizzle burnt to a crisp while fighting 314."

 

The diamond you are holding is actually a robot in disguise and goes into your throat and eats you from the inside.

Enjoy your nightmares

 

I look at you with my patented PiIndustries shrink ray goggles until you aren't visible anymore. Then I accidentally stomp on you.

 

I add .01 to 314's username.
The Irrational Number pi is now rational.

Many math teachers die from the mind **** of a rational pi

 

Both of them trip, falling and causing their appendices to rupture and explode

 

I smash whatever your avatar is with a wooden spoon

 

I use the patented PiIndustries super laser to annihilate the moon. Then the earth is falling into a black hole by accident.

 

Takes away 314... You now have nothing

 

I transform vintage to steampunk. I don't know why though, and this makes you crazy.

 

Hmmm... Takes out, blade *deep voice* Game Over! *slams heavy iron door*

 

I use the power of Pi to annihilate you with antimateria.

 

Wut.

 

I use a patented BackToTheFuture flux compensator and bring you back to the stone age.

 

Puts 314 on Nasa rocket and sends to the moon, with a pie to eat of coarse

 

I use the power of the Gameglobe diamond to create an awesome game around you. You get lost in this virtual reality.

 

*gives up killing 314* ..... *kills self*