A patented PiIndustries meteor teleportation ray* transports the meteor right to the place where you are standing. *Available for ingame purchase for the cheap price of ten trillion ECD.
Steals the diamond, which is clearly his most prized possession, and throws it into lava. The avatar dies as it tries to save the diamond from the lava and instead burns with it.
I eliminate your avatar with my incredibly lacking and nonexistant knowledge about Star Wars which creates a black hole to swallow you.
I completely eat off the yummy part of the nyan cat while I enjoy listening to the purring head. Then I search for the pot o' gold at the end of the nyan cat rainbow.
314 slips on a piece of pie, falls into an oven, gets cooked into a pie, creating the Pi flavored Pie
Mask falls out of hands and because it was a magical mask once it has fallen out of your touch it explodes. (Enjoy killing my avatar...)
I defeat you with a copied version of your lightsaber from this thread. (██⫷⫸██(●)██¦████████████████████████████)