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    that's right!, i'll be holding ECC's first ever.... pun-off! (Ecocitycraft Puntastrophe 2013) , where our awesome users exchange there puns! for the prize of 10000.00 ecodollars!

    how will we decide the winners?, its simple!, each user submits one awesomely amazing pun and myself and 2 other *mystery judges* will give a score out of 10 in set categories, these categorites' are!

    Cheese factor:
    originality:
    humor:
    quality:
    and overall impressions:

    (if its related to Christmas you will get another point ; D )

    examples:
    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

    each judge will tell me there scores, and i will quote your pun with the scores of all three of us, the person who has the most points at the end of the month will win the 10k!

    good luck! ;D
     
    #1 Harryhaz1, Dec 13, 2012
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    -reserved for winner-
    : P
     
    #2 Harryhaz1, Dec 13, 2012
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    Hey did you hear the joke about the cheese? Because I thought I was kind of cheesy
     
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    My rating =
    Cheese factor: 7 it was... very cheesy :D
    originality: 4 i've heard it a couple times before: P
    humor: 6 it made me giggle
    quality: 5 ;D
    and overall impressions: 5 a good pun, and very cheesy : P

    Total: 22


    mystery judge #1's rating =
    Cheese factor: 6 It was funny
    originality: 4 its quite standart
    humor: 5 i laughed for 1 second
    quality: 4 ;D
    and overall impressions: 5 hm. Not bad

    Total: 24

    mystery judge #2's rating

    Cheese factor: 7
    originality: 5
    humor:6
    quality:4
    and overall impressions:6

    Total: 28

    grand total: 74
     
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    What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese :D
     
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    my rating=
    Cheese factor: 7.5 really cheesy :D
    originality: 6 i've only heard it a couple times : D
    humor: 6 very funny : D
    quality: 6 : P
    and overall impressions: 6 a funny and cheesy pun, good job :D

    total= 31.5

    mystery judge #1
    rating pending

    mystery judge #2
    Cheese factor: 5
    originality: 4
    humor:8
    quality:6
    and overall impressions: 7

    total: 30
     
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    What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
    Claustrophobic.
     
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    Cheese factor: 5 its cheesy, i'll give it that ;D
    originality: 10 never heard it before
    humor: 5
    quality:6
    and overall impressions: 6 a funny, punny, Christmas related pun :D good job
    +1 Christmas relation point :D

    total= 27

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    Mystery judge #2
    Cheese factor: 7
    originality: 6
    humor:5
    quality:6
    and overall impressions: 6

    total: 30
     
    #8 Harryhaz1, Dec 13, 2012
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    Harry, Can I post some more cheese puns that you rate because I am bored!
    Also, the first one I said will be for the competition; the others are just for fun!
     
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    feel free, but they wont be rated ; P
     
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    Oh, And the title is misleading. In the post it says $5,000
     
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    oh whops, i frogot to change it to 10k, sorry ;D
     
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    thought i'd throw another one in :D

    Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
     
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    Hmm...not sure if this is a pun but i'll give it a try.

    Hey, have you heard of that new awesome book based on Shakespeare's tragedy? It's called Romero & Juliet: Zombies.
     
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    sorry... i just don't get the pun....

    Cheese factor:0
    originality:10 ... i can honestly say i've never heard it before...
    humor:0
    quality:0
    and overall impressions:2.5, sorry, but like i said... i just cant see the joke...

    mystery judge #1

    rating pending

    mystery jedge #2

    Cheese factor: 3
    originality: 10
    humor:2
    quality:3
    and overall impressions: 4 I don't get it... (Let me know what it means) xD

    total: 22
     
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    A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

    How about this :D
     
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    Cheese factor:7
    originality:4
    humor:7
    quality:8
    and overall impressions:6.5 a great pun, but i've heard it a lot

    Total- 32.5

    Mystery judge #1

    Mystery judge #2

    A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
    Cheese factor: 7
    originality: 8
    humor:8
    quality:7
    and overall impressions: 8

    Total- 38
     
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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

    Are we allowed to post multiple ones? I have TONNSSS
     
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    You can post tons, but they won't count

    My rating-

    Cheese factor:6
    originality: 1 heard it heeeeppppsss
    humor:5
    quality:5
    and overall impressions:5 it's a good pun but I've heard it's heaps!

    Total- 22

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    Mystery judge #2

    Cheese factor: 5
    originality: 6
    humor:6
    quality:6
    and overall impressions:6

    total: 29
     
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    It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.