It usually takes a couple steps to avoid an elevator... Two hats were hanging on a rack. The first hat said, "Stay here, I'll go on a head.." A criminal's best asset is his lie-ablility. Hope you enjoyed Choose any one (your favorite) to rate! Ps: I'm not this creative, its from a "puns of the day" website
Have you heard about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off?That's ok,cause he's all right now
Why is 6 afraid of 7? cause seven EIGHT nine! BWHAHAHAHAMUHAHAAHHAHAAHLOLOLOLOOLOLOROFLROFLROLF..............
Cheese factor: 7 quite cheesy indeed originality: 7 humor:7 quality:6 and overall impressions:7 good pun, and a good job : D Total: 34 *edit* Mystery judge #1 Mystery judge #2 Cheese factor: 7 originality: 4 humor:8 quality:6 and overall impressions:7
Cheese factor: 7 cheese supreme originality: 1 perhaps the most overused joke in history humor:5 : D quality: 5 : P and overall impressions 5 Total: 23 Mystery Judge #1 Mystery Judge #2 Cheese factor: 8 originality: 0 May be the most heard pun of all time humor:5 quality:3 and overall impressions:4 total: 20
Cheese factor: 4 originality:6 humor:5 quality:6 and overall impressions 5.5 total: 26.5 mystery judge#1 Mystery Judge #2 Cheese factor: 2 originality: 8 humor:1 quality:1 and overall impressions:1 total: 13 lol, do the "why did the chicken" jokes count as puns?
Cheese factor:7 originality:8 humor:7 quality:8 and overall impressions 7.5, a very funny pun total: 37.5 Mystery Judge #1 Mystery Judge #2 Cheese factor: 8 originality: 4 humor: 6 quality: 5 and overall impressions: 6 total: 29
Cheese factor:6 originality:8 humor:7 quality:7 and overall impressions 7 a nice Christmas themed pun : D +1 for ze christmas pun total 36 Mystery Judge #1 Mystery Judge #2 Cheese factor: 5 originality: 9 humor:3 quality:5 and overall impressions:5 +1 for your Christmas bonus total: 28
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”