ECC's first ever..... Pun-off! 10k prize!

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  1. ShawnMcCall

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    When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds.
     
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    It usually takes a couple steps to avoid an elevator...

    Two hats were hanging on a rack. The first hat said, "Stay here, I'll go on a head.."

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    Hope you enjoyed :)

    Choose any one (your favorite) to rate!

    Ps: I'm not this creative, its from a "puns of the day" website :D
     
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    Both examples used at the beginning....
     
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    Why is 6 afraid of 7? cause seven EIGHT nine!

    BWHAHAHAHAMUHAHAAHHAHAAHLOLOLOLOOLOLOROFLROFLROLF..............
     
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    Woops lol
     
  8. Harryhaz1

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    : P
     
  9. Harryhaz1

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    Cheese factor: 7 quite cheesy indeed
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    and overall impressions:7 good pun, and a good job : D

    Total: 34 *edit*
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    Cheese factor: 7
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    For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going though a stage. :p
     
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    How did the kid bully his Christmas tree?
    He decked it.
     
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    For Shawn, It was 28 xD
     
  13. Harryhaz1

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    lol, it should be 34 ; P
     
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    lol, pick your favorite to use
     
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    Cheese factor: 8
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    lol, do the "why did the chicken" jokes count as puns?
     
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    +1 for ze christmas pun

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    +1 for your Christmas bonus :)

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    A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
     
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