ECC's first ever..... Pun-off! 10k prize!

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  1. Harryhaz1

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    #61 Harryhaz1, Dec 23, 2012
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    Mystery judge has been replaced due to inactivness
     
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    His guys as many of you know I am currently away, so winners will be announced when I get back : D
     
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    There was a person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
     
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    One more horrible pun that isn't that good and isn't really a pun: Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
     
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    Ok! Submissions are now closed! Good luck everyone! Winners will be announced in roughly 2 weeks
     
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    You didn't judge mine...
     
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    I know, i need the other judges scores.. And im also in vacation, so i cant do them
     
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    Oh my pun-off, oh how I has forgot about you, so...

    1 week extension! All you can pun-off! 7 days foar moar entries!

    More fun fun fun, pun pun pun
     
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    I have invented a new fan. It'll blow you away!
    Just thought of this, totally orginal!
    Get it? ORGINal? :p
    Nah, just grade the first one.
     
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    A man goes to the Joint Institute for Nuclear Research in Dubna, Russia.
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    "What did you say?" the lady questions. "I can't quite hear you!"
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