POOF!!! you can connect to minecraft.net but you cant play minecraft at all!!!

I wish i my upload speed wasnt total shit

 

POOF now your download speed is total shit making you unable to load anything

I wish I could wish I was wishing

 

poof u can wish that u was wishing but u was wishing that u was on fire!
I wish my wish couldnt get corrupted

 

*poof* your wish doesn't get corrupted but you do!

I wish I didn't have to cook for myself :(.

 

poof u dont cook ur self but a chicken cooks u!!
I wish minecraft wasnt so minecrafty

 

*Poof* It stops being "mine-crafty" and before you know it your playing barbies dreamhouse.

I wish I was notch so I would just release 1.8 already

 

Poof! Minecraft 1.8 is released too early and is so incomplete and horrible that people quit minecraft forever and nobody ever comes back to play!

I wish I could craft chain mail!

 

Poof! You craft chain mail and then learn its worse then leather!

I wish i had 20 stacks of diamond safe in a chest.

 

Poof those diamonds are in a chest, but andrew decides to reset the server!

I wish I had 1 million eco dollars

 

POOF! you get them but you get suspected for hacking and get banned :|

I wish sputnick had a chicken farm

 

Oh, I will. I will amass a chicken army under SoulWood and march into Spawn.

I wish Starbolt79 wasnt banned anymore :(

 

Starbolt79 gets unbanned, but comes back only to grief all of your stuff

*Bringing this thread back*

I wish.... my earlobes were made out of cabbage.

 

you earlobes becomes cabbage, but since you LOVE cabbage, by some reason they are gone after the first night, and you have a weird taste in your mouth...

I wish the girl who I like, likes me :3

 

Poof! She likes you then breaks up with you.

I wish I had 38k gold ingots...

 

Poof! Your rich, then sell the ingots, invest money in lottery and lose!

I wish I was the same rank as my brother and sis >.>

 

Poof you are but you replaced your brother and sister as mods but since their mayors you become a mayor again :eek:

I wish i had my 9k diamonds too...

 

Poof! you have diamonds! but you sell them and the diamond economy gets messed up and you get banned! :eek:


I wish I had tp or /back

 

Poof! You buy it then the client crashes and u cant use it ever again.

I wanna be a billionaire so effing bad!

 

Poof! You get the money; spend it on stocks to get more money, and LOSE IT ALL!

I want My Birthday to come now!!

 

poof! you have more juice but you got too much and drown

I wish Sios was made out of cake so i could eat him