Poof! You have you banana, but while trying to eat it you stab your self in the eyes. I wish I could go to sleep.
Poof! You get diamonds, but there counterfeit and you get arrested. I wish had the strength of a wrestler.
WAZAM! You get it, but then you get carried away and say "I'm the best wrestler ever!" Chuck Norris then challenges you to a fight... I wish that Mewtwo, Shadow and Silver the hedgehogs, Groose, Marx, and Porky will all be playable characters in the next Super Smash Bros. game.
You will never believe this... I did end up being ready for it, and did fall asleep! POOF you become a pro golfer, but you break your arm, so good luck rehab. I wish I was asleep again!
Poof You fall asleep again but you never wake you until you can poop a flying pig. I wish I was unbanned and nobody hated me!
POOF your unbaned and no one hates you but you fall into lava with all your diamond blocks! I wish I was immune to everything harmful
Poof, you are immune to everything harmful, but everything that wasn't harmful becomes harmful to you. I wish for a wish that was a wish of a wish
Poof you get your wish that was a wish of a wish but it turns out the wish was to die! I wish kuke was not a cactus
Poof, he's not a Cactus anymore, but now he is a Sugarcane... I wish to know how to cook everything on this menu
Poof, wish granted. you learn to cook everything of the menu but the only thing on the menu is cheese i wish, i wish, q was z
Poof! Q is z, but now none of the words with Q in them make sense and you are punished for wishing that. I wish I could change my minecraft name..
POOF your wish is granted, but now your name is changed to monkeyBUTT244242526262645, and you have to type it in every time you log in since none of the websites give you the option to remember you I wish my iphone could be even more modified
Poof! It's more modified, but too modified. It makes itself a brain of its own and kills you. I wish I was rich
WAZAM! You become rich, but then an epic story unfolds in which your step uncle (that you never knew you had) wants your wealth, attempts to kill you, but you manage to,despite serious wounds, escape into the forest and find a small hamlet there. A bunch of greedy dwarves live there, and they decide to heal you, but in exchange, they take all your money. As the plot continues, you later learn that "all that glitters isn't gold" and you become a kind, loving, and charitable man; all the townspeople think you're awesome, and they make you their mayor. But then the uncle finds out you're alive and sends someone to kill you, but then he becomes your sidekick and then the plot continues for about another 2 paragraphs... And so, you regain your status as king, send the uncle to the dungeon, and you and all your future progeny rule the kingdom in prosperity for all eternity and they all lived happily ever after, The End. Oh, and your left ear gets cut off 4 years into your reign. I wish I had fireproof pants.
Poof! You have fireproof pants, but when you try to walk through lava, you die. I wish I had 1,000 posts.
Poof, you travel through time to the moment you do get 1000 posts, but you are now a very old man. I wish I was young again!
Poof your wifi is faster but the goverment takes it and uses it for their super computer because its so fast! I wish Aether mod was added to minecraft by jeb
