POOF!!! you can connect to minecraft.net but you cant play minecraft at all!!! I wish i my upload speed wasnt total shit
POOF now your download speed is total shit making you unable to load anything I wish I could wish I was wishing
poof u can wish that u was wishing but u was wishing that u was on fire! I wish my wish couldnt get corrupted
*Poof* It stops being "mine-crafty" and before you know it your playing barbies dreamhouse. I wish I was notch so I would just release 1.8 already
Poof! Minecraft 1.8 is released too early and is so incomplete and horrible that people quit minecraft forever and nobody ever comes back to play! I wish I could craft chain mail!
Poof! You craft chain mail and then learn its worse then leather! I wish i had 20 stacks of diamond safe in a chest.
Poof those diamonds are in a chest, but andrew decides to reset the server! I wish I had 1 million eco dollars
POOF! you get them but you get suspected for hacking and get banned :| I wish sputnick had a chicken farm
Oh, I will. I will amass a chicken army under SoulWood and march into Spawn. I wish Starbolt79 wasnt banned anymore
Starbolt79 gets unbanned, but comes back only to grief all of your stuff *Bringing this thread back* I wish.... my earlobes were made out of cabbage.
you earlobes becomes cabbage, but since you LOVE cabbage, by some reason they are gone after the first night, and you have a weird taste in your mouth... I wish the girl who I like, likes me :3
Poof! Your rich, then sell the ingots, invest money in lottery and lose! I wish I was the same rank as my brother and sis >.>
Poof you are but you replaced your brother and sister as mods but since their mayors you become a mayor again I wish i had my 9k diamonds too...
Poof! you have diamonds! but you sell them and the diamond economy gets messed up and you get banned! I wish I had tp or /back
Poof! You buy it then the client crashes and u cant use it ever again. I wanna be a billionaire so effing bad!
Poof! You get the money; spend it on stocks to get more money, and LOSE IT ALL! I want My Birthday to come now!!
poof! you have more juice but you got too much and drown I wish Sios was made out of cake so i could eat him