You get a nyan cat keychain.

I insert a feather.

 

You get an egg

I insert a bacon strip

 

You get a chocolate bar

I insert Harryhaz1 's cat

 

You get a *RAWR*

I insert the U.S.S. Enterprise.

 

You get the USSR's flagship

 

what do u insert?

 

:O

You get nothing.

I insert an Atomic Nuke Bomb with built in Photon Torpedo warheads.

 

You get a gigantic explosion that destroys the vending machine.

I "insert" a new vending machine.

 

you are "dispenced" a new vending machine

i "Insert" a new vending machine

 

You get a cloud of thick smoke coming towards you.

I insert the advert at the end of the page.

 

You get a free 2LB silver giveaway, click now to enter, $1000 value.

I insert a Borg Cube (look it up :3).

 

You get a Girraffe.

I insert a Multi Proportional Eqation involving Pi (3.1427....) And Algebra

 

You get a brain tumor

I put in a jar of dirt

 

You get a skin with an ugly red jacket/vest.

I insert a slime ball.

 

you get a baby slime
I insert a rare canadian 10k bill

 

You get an error message saying your bill is stuck in the machine.

I insert a bag of powder that melts bills.

 

i get a melted bill... who'da thought

i insert a melted bill...

 

You get a wad of gooey bill remains.

I insert a cat.

 

you get some cat-nip

i insert the keyboard key "numlock"

 

You get a broke "up" key.

I insert a cat that looks like a penguin, and says rawr.