The Vending Machine

you get a fluffy kitten,

i insert a the fluffy kitten

 

You get bunny slippers made of ice.

I insert a hot cup of mint white hot chocolate.

 

you get a lovely tim-tam (look it up )

i insert a... um.... hell, why not, i insert a tim-tam

 

You get piece of paper detailing the working components of a bicycle.

I insert a yo-yo.

 

the machine realizes you are just going to pull it back out by the string and dispenses nothing.

I insert a Star Sword.

 

You get a giant rabid worm.

I insert a waffle.

 

You get syrup

I insert a traffic cone

 

You get a safety vest.

I insert a Taco from a Deli.

 

you get ham... from a deli...

i... well... i insert some ham... from a deli...

 

You get a tornado.

I insert an xbox kinect.

 

you get a playstation move?

i insert a wii 'mote

 

You get a tag.

I insert a pair of socks/shoes.

 

You get a blister.

I insert band aid.

 

you get a generic adhesive plastic strip

i insert said strip

 

You get a penguin.

I insert jetscat's hat.

 

you get jacob client 4.95

i insert jacob client Beta 5.35

 

You get nothing.

I insert a camel.

 

You get spit on
I insert the new 2$ Toonie(Canadians Will get this. Its a pain in the ass)

 

You get a buffalo.

I insert notch's hat.

 

You get:

NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

I insert a puppy.