I hand in my president application and claim the hill as second town.

I am the king owner of the hill.

 

I crash your internet and force you to be offline for 6 months, then claim your town.

I am king of the hill, and now the NEW original owner.

 

Plot Twist: I am the original owner, so I reclaim it and name it NyanKingdom
"I am the king of the hill."

 

I call the exterminators and exterminate you.
"I am the king of the hill."

 

I read the worldguard wiki and know everything about how to set up regions. Then I claim the hill again.

I am the king of the hill!

 

I abuse my donations and pour a bucket of lava on you.
"I am the king of the hill."

 

He gets a warning and therefore is not banned.
He is the king of the hill.

 

I apply for staff and ban him anyway
"i am king of the hill"

 

I Party in the USA and therefore can not be killed by a wrecking ball.
I am king of the hill.

 

dead bodies dont roll down hill. but wrecking balls do.
my dead body is king of the hill

 

Iran to Iran. Therefore i did not die to the alien invasion.
I am king of the hill.

 

I use my cubifier to transfer the whole world to a minecraft world file. Then I use the /summon command to have an army of 50000 zombies to kill you all.

I am the zombified king of the hill world!

 

50,000 zombies isn't nearly enough to create an apocalyptic event (try 50 million bruh). The remaining Americans in Iran put together a force to wipe out the tiny zombie army and reclaim the hill.
The hill is no longer zombified.

 

Having learned from my previous mistake I spawn a googol (10^100) zombies. They lag ECC a bit, but between the lag spikes I manage to claim back the hill. Your bases all go down in the mess of a zombie apocalypse...

I am the ruler member of ECC! :)