Having killed off all the humans and this depleting their only source of sustenance, the zombies quickly die off leaving the planet uninhabited. A new life source emerges and the planet repeats the evolutionary process again. This time, however, the hill is ruled by a democratic representative government rather than a monarchy. The hill is now a republic
I use the default bukkit kit to summon the holy head of notch himself. The head is able to solve the world's problems and becomes the idol of all living creatures in the universe. And I own the head. MY HILL.
While everyone was busy arguing I used my max shovel to dig out the hill and recreate it elsewhere. I am the king of the new hill
I use worldedit and //cut the hill. Then I //paste it in a singleplayer level you can't access. MY hill!
I ask a mod to remove this thread and thus the hill is owned by nobody anymore and will never be able to be claimed again. The hill became a free-for-all monument about the fight between the people who posted on this thread.
I go into stealth mode, assassinating all mods who try to stop players from claiming the hill. Also, assassinating all the other players whom are trying to take over the hill. I am now, King Of The Hill
In /v you can't attack other players. Also, if you are /v-ing towards them in a PvP-zone, it's feature abuse. Your feature is removed and andrewkm himself uses /god and claims the hill. [Server owner] = [King of the hill]
I put a peice of chocolate/candy just out of your reac and as you go to pick it up i push you over and beat you. "I Am the kin of the hill"
While people do their teamwork thingies, I sneak behind them and push them into escape pods, sending both @TM_iBeast and @GE0RG3_7 to a distant planet. I am the king of the hill.
People finally realize that there's no point to fighting over a mound of dirt and leave. SkyRock is still king of the hill but nobody cares
Everybody realizes but me. I fin out that under a dirt layer there are thousands of diamond blocks. I don't claim the hill but mine it all with an eff7 and /sell it. I am the king of the hill richest person on ECC. (It only took approx. 90k blocks to reach more than 20m ECD.)
What has happened to this thread... All posts was supposed to end in "I am the king of the hill.", It didn't have to be ECC themed or anything of the like. Yeesh I am the king of hill.