Lyrics:
Everybody eat the falafel
all the other food's gonna topple
everybody's head's gonna bobble
when they put in their mouth falafel
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Hey baby, have I seen you around?
maybe you're not from this part of town?
you remind me of falafel, what? don't turn around
it's just because you're both hot and brown
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Yes you look good, a real hot lady
you and falafel drive me crazy
let's go on a date, right now baby
don't make me wait--I'm not Kuwaiti
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You say falafel, I say falafel
you eat potato, it's taste is awful
like a tomato but must you marvel
at the tastiness of falafel
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in a pita pocket or pitter patter--
fried and crispy I'm getting fatter
In a sandwich or in a platter
lunch or dinner, it doesn't matter
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if you had three wishes from a genie
you won't be wishing for a panini
and not chicken tetrazini
just falafel with tahini
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other places you won't go
eat falafel and you'll just want more
just a little brown rock but you won't let go
it's the only rock a Palestinian won't throw
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Don't like falafel? I'm gonna fight you
tasty rocks, yeah I'm gonna bite you
eat it all? Oh yes, I would like to
Don't like falafal? You must be a white dude
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Everybody eat the falafel
all the other food's gonna topple
everybody's head's gonna bobble
when they put in their mouth falafel
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well there's four food groups, you knew it man
but did you know falafel is two of them?
Put one in your mouth, and you chew it then
put another one in, you can do it man
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falafel is my favorite food
eat it and I'm in a real good mood
if I could eat it any time I would
it's like Cleveland, except these Browns are good
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meet Denver, that's the name of my stomach
because it is the home of the nuggets
got falafel? Yes, but where to put it?
put it in your mouth and then you shut it
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itching for a falafal morsel
hit the kitchen go through the door so
eat a lot and then you eat more so
get falafel up in your torso
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I'd like to have a child, I pray
I'd like to have a boy someday
but if he's made of falafel, oh, you'd say
I'd have a real tough choice to make
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no price on falafal? We can't have that
tell the cashier they have to tag that
tell the bag boy that he has to bag that
tell your bag mom, and tell your Baghdad
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men love falafel, don't you know?
that's because it helps your mustache grow
and women voted it #1 meal to go
can you believe it? somebody let them vote
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so be the envy of your peers
eating plenty of these spheres
if you need a recipe, then here's
one you can use for years and years cuz
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Everybody eat the falafel
all the other food's gonna topple
everybody's head's gonna bobble
when they put in their mouth falafel