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You are in an outhouse on fire, what do you do? (peeing on it doesn't work, it's huge flames!)

 

Die

You are at Burger King. What do you do?

 

buy a bigger house? (or chop off ur legs so you can fit again :D)

you lose all of your money to a one ticketing builder, (over 2 million dollars) to a one ticketing builder, who then gets banned for xray.

 

Buy chocolate tacos instead!

A cupcake is traveling at your face at the speed of light. You cannot eat it or move to the side. What do you do?

 

Let it splatter all over my face and eat it if it's a vanilla cupcake.

You were working out on a boat and you gorilla glued a 400 pound barbel to your hands. The boat turns very sharp and you fly off with the 400 lb barbell still glued to your hands and you are sinking fast.

 

Die! Then get saved by TKick! And your alive again!

You have been spanked by a penguin

 

throw it in lava and eat penguin stew!

you realise you are highly allergic to penguin meat.

 

You stop eating penguins.

D0rc eats at Burger King. What do you do?

 

I go with him and get a quadruple cheeseburger,

you name is dfat and you are skinny, what do you do?

 

Gain weight by eating more Big Macs.

zwunder eats a quadruple cheeseburger at Burger King. What do you do?

 

I punch him in the stomach and make him puke.

You are alone in the streets with nothing but a highlighter during a zombie apocalypse. You are trapped in a corner. What do you do?

 

Eat the highlighter.

McDonald's starts serving highlighters. What do you do?

 

I grab the highlighter and I throw it at someone and get sued and say it was mcdonald's fault that they gave me the highlighter and get mcdonalds out of business. (I want this to happen irl)

You are a monkey. You found a dinosaur. You eat the dinosaur. You puke ants. You find a mcdonalds. You puked on the manager. You destroyed the mcdonalds company. What do you do? (No bringing the company back)

 

you rebel and bring the company back,

Your name is 12345shane and you like mcdonalds

 

I kill myself

Your name is dfat and you hate mcdonalds

 

I like it anyways,

You are trapped at a party, what do you do.

 

I kill dfat

Mcdonalds goes out of business and dfat loses mod and all his money and eventually quits and destroys his computer and moves into the streets and lives in a box and a zombie apocalypse happens.

 

I type ctrl z or Cmd Z
YOu name is spelt wrong

 

You spell your name again?

12345shane hates my guts. What do I do?