Escape the situation

ill shave my head and spray magical amazing hair spray.
what will you do if your stuck in a deep hole and the only thing you have/use is a diamond helmet

 

I type /home and then sell the helmet for money.

You're walking down the neighborhood road, enjoying the nice morning and minding your own business, when suddenly a goomba jumps out from behind a hedge, pushes you into the sewer on the side of the road (which is secretly a warp pipe) and you find yourself in Aperture, face-to-face with GLaDOS

 

Cry, because my life is now over. For science.

You hold the very last waffle... Dr. Wachamacallit says he can clone it, but it might end up destroying the waffle. What do you do. @wafflelovers

 

eat it. yum yum

your building is on fire and your stuck in the floor while no one is near you what do you do?

 

i will get out of the floor because its decayed and run for my life

you are abducted by aliens and is taken to the other end of the universe what do you do?

 

sneeze, pour water on them and play the top two notes on a piano. They hate that.

You are about to be sucked up by a black hole, what do you do?

 

i put my hands in the way of my eyes so i wont see the black hole and say its gone

what will you do if you are stuck in the ground have absolutly nothing and a giant worm thats underneath the ground comes to eat you.

 

Bring out a fishing rod an hook it.

What would you do trying to fish with a giant worm on the end of a pole?

 

Run away. YUCK A WORM

You are eaten by your computer.

 

Eat it back.

You are eating a waffle, when suddenly, it turns into a cactus.

 

Punch kuke with his game admin to/md to anything 0.o

You are trapped with kevin in local chat :shock:

 

RAGE QUIT!!!!

What would you do if you could rage quit IN REAL LIFE? And what would you rage quit?

 

I would rage quit... And press the restart button.

What would you do if crops didn't exist?

 

Become a carnivore

Your trapped in a 3mx3mx3m room. You have a C4, a stick and a key. How do you get out?

 

Well I put the stick into the c4 and use the key to open the door and get out.

You are a vegetarian at mcdonalds, In america

 

I get salad

Your stuck on the moon without radio or anyone else... You have your shuttle and its gear: flashlight, astronaut suit, knife, 1 pounds of bread, a computer without internet connection, and a broken cell phone. What should you do to live, and have a nice life again?

 

Well I will make an internet out of various items and the MacGyver I shoved into the glovebox and player minecraft forever.

 

Uhh...no situation?

You are super hungry but can't get up off the couch. What do you do?

 

I train my dog to go to the fridge and get me food,

You have contacts in and are blind without them, they are super dry but you don;t want to stand up to put drops in. what do you do?

 

Stand up and put drops in.

You are at Wendy's. What do you do?