poof! it's added, but it glitches too much and corrupts all your minecraft data

I wish for this wish to grow up D:<

 

WAZAM! It grows up, but it turns into this :evil:

I wish for a pair of rocket-powered ice skates.

 

/sigh. So many things can go wrong. Such as, you go too fast on your skates and crash into a wall. Or someone kidnaps you so you give him his skates.

I wish Meep the Sheep (my idol) was actually a living thing..

 

Poof, wish granted. Be ready for Sheep Apocolypse though

I wish for the zombie apocolypse

 

Poof, but you die.

I wish that minecraft had scrambled eggs! <3

 

Minecraft has scrambled eggs but it takes three diamonds and 64 eggs to make one.

I wish my dog would stop peeing on my floor!

 

Poof, it stops, but then it starts pooing...

I wish I thought of a wish so amazing no one could corrupt it.

 

lol great but I was hoping for 'now he pisses on you bed'. Go on someone else do monkeybutt's

 

Poof! You thought of an amazing wish that no one can corrupt it, but you forget it before you can post it...

I wish for this wish, and the following wish to not be able to be corrupted. I also wish that I was rich.

 

Your Wishes are denided

I wish i gained all of hoking's money

 

You have all his money, buy his money is only 1000 ecc dollars as the rest he won in the lottery.

I wish I could write a best selling novel.

 

Poof! Your novel is the best in the world, but stupid people don't like it. You get assassinated.

I wish to go to another continent :D

 

Poof! You go to another continent, but you forgot to bring food and money and die of starvation.

I wish I had pickles.

 

You get pickles, but then this happens...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqCiEHdV2es&feature=related

I wish I could set water on fire

 

Poof! You can set water on fire, but then you accidentally set the fire on water, too.

I wish we still had a reputation system so I could give the above poster reputation for that :|

 

Poof, we have a reputation system, but it doesn't allow you to give rep to anyone.

I wish I had an amazing memory.

 

you get an amazing memory but remember something tragic

I wish the whole eco city map was covered with cacti

 

It happens, but then kuke comes on, makes it his empire, and makes the Star Wars theme play on noteblocks all over the server, causing lag, and no one plays anymore and they all ragequit.

I wish I had pecan pie. (I'm not allergic, by the way)

 

Poof you have pecan pie, but you find out you are allergic to things that have two "P"s in them.

I wish I had mind reading powahs.

 

WAZAM! You get mind-reading powahs, but then you read someone's mind in Skyrim and this is what you see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXmPrYEOvM8

I wish for world peace