I'd use my expert trading skills to make a trade for the guns. What would you do if your mind was switched with your clone from a parallel universe and in this universe ECC doesn't exist?
Take duck-face fierce selfies with him WWYDI you found a wallet with $10,000 in it, but belonging to an old lady, on the sidewalk?
It depends on what kind of laptop it is. Apple MacBook Pro with Retina Display: I would hug it. Microsoft Computer with Windows 8 installed: Throw it into the fireplace.
I would ban people that didn't give me my lunch money. WWYDI you had a waiter that fell asleep on the table.