Trot-Fox History Reports​

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Ever find yourself looking for a decent ride, but you're scared about shopping used?​

Have no fear! Trot-fox is open for business!​

Get the VIN number of your prospective new ride, and we'll check into the history!​

We'll find out the age, total mileage, wear and tear, blocks/carrot efficiency, and potential water damage your future leather buddy may have sustained!​

Know the facts before you buy!​

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Trot-Fox History Reports!​

The Only Reliable source of Horse Information West of Berlin!​

Trot-Fox History Reports is a limited liability partnership between:
OnSceneReporter
Hiccabup

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for the hilarity and chaos that may ensue.

 

Here's a sample report:

Transportation Information:
Brown horse
Name:
<unnammed>
Current Owner:
OnSceneReporter
Mileage:
152 blocks
History of incidents/activities:
Kicking, meandering about.



Example 2:
Transportation Information:
Brown horse
Name:
Loca
Current Owner:
revanrose6
Mileage:
~500 blocks
History of incidents/activities:
Kicking, suffocating drivers, sith-eye discoloration syndrome.

 

No. We don't do sales. We only help you know information about a vehicle.

 

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