The Vending Machine

You broke lotto.

I insert a frog.

 

You get a croak

I insert a French dish

 

You get a palm tree.

I insert the important fact that I'm in vacation in Florida!

 

I disregard said fact

And insert my own reality

 

You get an angry letter from the guy you tailgated.

I insert pi.

 

You get 2 squares

I insert a mouse : D

 

You get a mutant rat.

I insert a swimming pool.

 

You get a yellow swimming pool....

I insert a radio

 

You get an amazingly genius creative item that I amazing thought of as I typed this.

I insert an amazingly genius creative item that I amazing thought of as I typed this.

 

Srsly, harry, do you ever post elsewhere? On that note, you get a banana.

I insert a "croc".

 

you get a sandle

i insert a slipper

 

You fall down.

I insert a banana peel.

 

i eat it.... om nom nom...

i insert digestive fluids

 

You get water

I insert a penny

 

You get a half penny.

I insert McDonalds.

 

You get Dfat

I insert a Cliff.

 

you get a painless death

i insert a pizza

 

You get some pizza sauce.

I insert Pizza Hut

 

You get a pig.

I insert a tub of oil.