The Vending Machine

You get nothing back. The mod locks the thread and Andrew sends it to Kingdom come because it sucks.

I insert a computer virus

 

you get a broken computer

i insert a carrot

 

You get a floppy disk

insert a banana

 

You get a piece of tnt that is primed

I insert a key

 

You get a lock

I insert a chair

 

You get a table

I insert a stove!

 

You get an oven

I insert a potato

 

You get a baked potato.
I insert a vending machine

 

you get scp-261 http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-261

i insert scp-173

 

you get a vending machine!
you put in a vending machine...

 

out comes a cat

insert a waffle

 

hahah i changed the rules feel the pain? >

 

you get..... a waffle..

i insert a potato

 

You get a hailstorm of mashed potato flying at your face.

I insert a lotto ticket.

 

You get one million copies of Minecraft

I insert a tater tot

 

You get a pack of dynamite.

I insert a stack of netherstars.

 

You get 64 nether stars worth of dirt

I insert a cat

 

You get a dog.

I insert a potato chip.

 

You get a watermelon.

I insert a lexicon filled with dark magic.