The Vending Machine

The vending machine glitches and eats your bed

Out comes a coin

 

Out comes a coin?

...in comes a coin

 

you get a andrewkm

i put in a justin bieber

 

You get deafness in both ears

I put in a nether star

 

you get a wither >:3

i insert a funky boombox

 

You get 10 note blocks

I insert a pony

 

You get a saddle,

I insert a cat.

 

You get the crumpled saggy remains of the cat you just inserted.... You monster

I insert a fly

 

you get a bunch of insect goop...eww

I insert a photo album of Kim Kardashian (or however you spell it lol)

 

you get 150 tubes of lipstick

i insert a mouse *the computer kind : P*

 

You get a grey mouse, which bites you on the nose and explodes.

I insert a grenade launcher.

 

the vending machine explodes...LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE lol jk

you get a...a....umm....a piece of anti-lie cake

i insert kirby

 

you get a piece of choclate

i insert cobblestone

 

You get some dirt
I insert an anvil

 

You get every single exp point that was ever used on a anvil
I insert the server

 

you get an awesome time.

I insert a Waffle

 

You get syrup; I insert me

 

you get you

i insert a wooden sword

 

You get sticks. I insert a vending machine.

 

you get a forum game

i insert a forum game