See Chapter 1: http://www.ecocitycraft.com/forum/threads/the-story-of-bash-and-his-watermellon.137787/

Chapter two:

@jmichael214 stood. He didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he knew. He ran to the melon farm, and picked up a melon. Carving out the bottom end of the melon, he then got an ice-cream-scooper, to take out the red inside. Micheal dawned his new dastardly disguise. @SuburbSomeone then came from the shadows of Mt. Eccot. He asked to join Micheal's party, and Mike happily accepted. @Bashdash100flew down from the sky above. They now had a group of three. @Exilenela swam her silly seal body to the shore. They have 4 now. Erupting from the earth, a new face appears. This, was the face of @Whammerist5. The quest to infiltrate @Wilclo's secret melon fortress had begun. But first, they needed a game plan.

TEH PLAN OF TEH GAMEZ

- Exil and Bash will, uh, maybe try to take out Will's melon minions.
One of them are somewhat good at PvP right? Sorry Bash and Exil plz don't kill/ban me kthnxbai
-Wham and Sub could probably beat Will in a 2v1... right?
-Mike will fly to Norway and be like, uh, "No-way!" and maybe like, uh, smash up all of Will's weird computers and stuff. get it, cuz mikey is rich off melons, so he ton fly to nobway be like, ha, "I'm rich" i think no one is reading this are they? no-one? ok gj gg bai


The next chapter of this epic quest will begin... NOW!
(now that Whammerist has shamelessly put himself into the plot line of course)
@jmichael214 safely flies into the airport in Norway, and upon arrival, spies a thick-haired, stout young man in a collared shirt.
Jmichael, being the nub he is. Doesn't know this man is none other but andrewkm. "Please come with me Mr Nub." he says in a no nonsense tone. A command, not a request. Jmichael follows him into a sleek black car and sits in the back seat. Andrew turns around and begins to talk,

"So sir, how was your flight?"
Andrew bursts through the car window, and tosses Mike a glowing, blue sword. Andrew slings a pixelated bow behind his back. The party seems to have stopped in front of pale-white mansion. It belonged to none other than Willclo. Suddenly, a squad of about 5 people jump out of the house's windows. One of them dies on the way down.

An epic fight is about to commence.


@SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, examined the dead body. It was none other than the body of @Giant_leader. The other four minions of Willclo took Whammerist, Exilenela, and Jmichael214 hostage. They were all permabanned users - @kconahan, @iStomp_Kittens, @usapresident999, and @shrinkwrap4me. Suburb, Bash, and Andrew saw the minions take the hostages down to Willclo's lair. Andrew readied his bow.

Down in the lair, the three hostages learned of the perm-banned user's secret plan. They wanted to take ECC for themselves, and knew how they had to do so. If they took out enough ECC users, no one would want to play, in fear for their lives. If they get could also get Andrew's computer and white-list themselves, they would turn ECC into a place full of dreaded hacking, bickering, and pure vulgarity. SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, was ease-dropping on the entire conversation. He told Andrew about the awful plan. They decided to attack. Wrap and Kitten secured the doors of the room. Exile was pulling at the rope binding him to his chair. Mike was crying. And Wham was making really horrid puns. Andrew broke down the door, and the fighting commenced...

Andrew took the pixelated bow and shot the sword, which was in @kconahan's hands, with enough power to make it fall directly to the floor. @usapresident999caught the sword, and held it directly in front of Wham's neck. He looked at Sub, Bash, and Andrew, who were standing between the hostages and the door. He began his speech:

I didn't want to be perma-banned.
Whammerist knew what to do. He grabbed a piece of Original Recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken™ and bonked usapresident on the head.


The remaining three minions stood in awe of what Whammerist5 had done. He had brought KFC to Norway, once and for all. The three minions were stunned by this incredible action, and allowed Wham, Sub, Bash, Andrew, Jmich, and Exil to enter the lair. They entered the lair, but were stunned when a hobo walked up to them and began talking...
The hobo said: "Ohai, my name is jeff!"
Bash questioned the hobo.
"I thought your name was Willclo..."
"Nope, I'm Jeff! I'm definitely not named Will..."
"How do I know you aren't lying?"
"Because... I played a role in creating the hub lobby! @Jffsprs is named Jeff, and @Jffsprs built part of the lobby! Therefore, I'm Jffsprs!"
Jffsprs, who miraculously had come from thousands of miles away, said to the hobo:
"No, you're not."

The fake Jeff got angry at the real Jeff so he whipped out a sword that he got from somewhere and swung at the real Jeff. The real Jeff dodged it and bashed the fake Jeff on the head with a watermelon, knocking the fake Jeff out cold.

Whammerist then stabbed the fake Jeff...
The crew had no clue how to use the giant machine in front of them, so they hit a red button...

.. and it did nothing, because it wasn't led into with a proper introduction.
As the crew went down the stairs next to the red button, they found an even larger machine. Confused by the way it worked, they hit the blue button beside it. The ground beside them began to shake, and they were confronted by a strange person. The crew recognized the left side of his face, but the right side was a mystery. Jmichael recognized this figure from his brief time in the Taylordaisy tower. He had originally thought it to be @SuburbSomeone, but he soon noticed its bright white right eye. It was none other than Herobrine.

When herobrine saw them he began to cry. "Why won't anyone love me?" He sobs "Everyone just tries to find me and kill me!"

Behind the group emerged a mysterious figure. The figure was none other than @KooJo. KooJo, who had become a master at finding Herobrine in other *coughs* places, had come to Norway after the plane he was flying in crashed, leaving @kalvb123, the pilot, dead.
KooJo, however, had learned about this new Herobrine/Willclo combination's existence by talking to SuburbSomeone in a parallel universe which must not be named. Upon seeing the creature, he ran at it, and leapt into the air, slicing the two parts of the creature apart from each other. The Herobrine side quickly revived itself, and with all its might, began to fight KooJo. While Herobrine was fighting KooJo, the Willclo side collapsed upon itself, and its skin became a sort of watermelon-shaded green. Slowly, it began turning into a watermelon, as the group looked on in horror.



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He soon began to get bigger and bigger, until he reached his full size as the watermelon king! He stood 10 metres tall, sprout brushing the ceiling. His mouth, filled with jagged water melon seeds unleashed a massive rawr!


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The group quickly began to flee, but the creature would not allow them to do so. The creature ordered his three minions, who had eaten all of @Whammerist5's KFC bucket, to use the red button in order to trap the group in his lair. KooJo, who was still fighting Herobrine, saw the melon sword in the creature's pocket. Not knowing what a melon sword was, he used it to fight the watermelon creature, who was very powerful. Miraculously, KooJo was able to bring the creature's health down to one heart. But before KooJo could strike the final blow, the sword broke in his hands. The creature, who was stunned by this, ate KooJo, and regenerated all its health after eating him whole.
With KooJo and the melon sword out of the way, Whammerist5 was left holding the only sword in sight. He now had to battle the watermelon creature on his own...

But do not fear! Bash and his cat army are here!
Bash burst into the chamber, cats of all sizes and shapes attacked. The watermelon was no match for such powerful creatures. Within minutes, he fell to the cats who let loose meows of victory! All that was left of him was a scratched melon corpse....

Bash and his cats soon returned to meownation and celebrated, not even aware that the melon king had risen again as a vampire!
Melon king soon began to plot his revenge by invading ECC with his melon minions..

The group, who was finally "safe", stole all the watermelons from @willclo's mansion. They took his computers and smashed them, and @andrewkm was able to head back to Toronto knowing that he would finally get his money back. @Exilenela, who already owned several melon swords, was angry at @KooJo for not preserving the one that he had used to fight the creature, and sobbed in the lair for four days for the loss of such an important tool. @Whammerist5, still holding the sword, felt bad that he had still had it and mailed it to Andrewkm's house. @Jffsprs was finally comfortable with his identity, and did not feel a need to stay in Norway. He headed back to the airport with @jmichael214, and boarded the same flight there. They sat in the same row, with a strange, pale-skinned man sitting between them.Jmichael and jffsprs soon arrived at their destination: ECC. Little did they know they just had an eventless flight with the melon king vampire when they got off at the SG 3 airport. Jmichael then returned to his majestic palace: Zenith. Not know that he had been followed.

Jmichael suddenly became aware of the familiar sound of melons crushing. He turned around and faced the full strength of the melon king. But only now he was far more powerful with his vampire strength. The melon king starts to smash down Zenith's noble towers, seeking revenge on meownation and it's inhabitants...

 

Yeah, sorry about that