Once upon a time there was a nub named Bash, and he loved watermelons.
Bash grabbed a watermelon out of his room, his "friend" named SuburbSomeone stole it from him, and ate it all before Bash could reprimand him. SuburbSomeone was then banned, and needed to write the dankest ban appeal ever. His ban appeal went as follows:
Minecraft Username:SuburbSomeone

Have you changed your Minecraft username since being banned? If so, what is your previous name?: NUU

Which of ECC's services are you banned on? [Main Server/Teamspeak/Shoutbox/Lobby Server]: Main Server

Reason of Ban: Stealing a watermelon

Rule violated: None

Please explain in your own words what the rule(s) means: You can steal things and not get banned...?

Reason you feel you think you should be unbanned: It's not against the rules.
Bashdash was too salty too truly unban @SuburbSomeone, so Sub was sent to Exile Island to prove his worth in 100% vanilla survival.
So then @SuburbSomeone went to a small village out in the middle of nowhere. And he found a strange book there, entitled "Welcome to my Island". The author was none other than @Exilenela. Bash was demoted to Server Admin after unbanning @SuburbSomeone. Now that he was unbanned, SuburbSomeone brought the book he had found on the island onto the main server, where he began to read it, while eating raw fish. He discovered that Exilenela had, in fact, never been banned, but had somehow been able to place the book on the island anyway. Suburb wondered why this book was on the island, and with his vast forum knowledge, decided to question @DevotedtoRaccooy as his first suspect. Suburb said: "This book is a book I found after being exiled to an island. It's by Exilenela." After talking for a bit, they realized that @Exilenela had created the island to torment the perma-banned users of ECC. The perma-banned players would send vulgar messages in global for a lifetime, only to realize nobody could see them. Suburb then asked if @Exilenela could prove him with a watermelon from @jmichael214's illegal watermelon black-market. Little did they know what that watermelon was for...

@jmichael214 looked up from the blueprints he was drawing. He sensed a disturbance in the Force. Someone wanted the watermelons. Little did they know the consequences of their actions. For the watermelons did not belong to @jmichael214. He was merely the guardian of the Watermelons of @Physicistsmom. J. Mickey Mouse Treehouse knew what he had to do. He jumped onto the the giant watermelon, and rolled it down Mt. Eccot. The watermelon was possessed with a spirit, and threw @jmichael214 off into the void. What will @jmichael214 do when he respawns? And who has possessed the great watermelon on this fateful day?

@jmichael214 respawned at the top of the @taylordaisy tower, which he had built for Willclo long before selling watermelons. When going down to examine the building, he found @SuburbSomeone sharpening a melon sword, just two floors down from the ceiling. He stared blankly at Jmichael. Jmichael ignored this and continued to take the lift signs down to the bottom floor. When he exited the building, however, he was not in Main_Ville. He was in Watermelon Disney World.
Meanwhile, back on Exile Island, @willclo stood. He had become a master of the island. Training with karate master, @maximpara, Will had developed a master martial art. There was only thing to Will to do. He moved to Norway, where he bought 26 separate computers. On the first computer, he made himself an alternate account for ECC, and began to work on a new town. He wanted it to be an exact replica of @jmichael214's town, because he had a plan. After hijacking @jmichael214 spawn point to his new town, Watermelon Disney World, he ran up a hill we now know as Mt. Eccot. User @The_Great_Watermelon rolled @jmichael214 down into the void. Then he waited at @jmichael214 new spawn point, waiting for the epic showdown. @willclo and @jmichael214 are about the have an epic fight!!!!111!!!11 And then suddenly @DevotedtoRaccooy came from the ancient land of Trollia with all his trollieness to see the battle of @willclo vs. @jmichael214 .
As @willclo and @jmichael214 began to fight they saw @DevotedtoRaccooy and started to run at him. Then @DevotedtoRaccooy summoned Donald Trump to fight them. @willclo and @jmichael214 knew they had to team up temporarily to defeat the all and powerful Donald Trump. After hours of fighting Donald Trump was defeated. @DevotedtoRaccooy was impressed, he now believed than @willclo and @jmichael214 were worthy of fighting him. @DevotedtoRaccooy then fired his troll laser at the two but missed, he then jumped into the air and fired down a mind control laser hitting @jmichael214 causing him to turn against @willclo . They then fought for 12 hours straight by the end they were exhausted. They both struggled to get up, @willclo then ran at @jmichael214 then used the force and pushed his sword out of his hand. @jmichael214 then ran for the sword grabbed it and slashed @willclo killing him. But then @jmichael214 snapped out of the mind control and realized what he had done. He then ran at @DevotedtoRaccooy almost hitting him but his attack was countered at the last second. They then fought for almost 5 days. @DevotedtoRaccooy struck @jmichael214 cutting off his hand and then his sword fell off the cliff beside him. @DevotedtoRaccooy then went to strike him down but then @jmichael214 used the force and threw @DevotedtoRaccooy off the cliff, when he him the bottom he was killed when his back was broken on a rock.

@jmichael214 was then left alone on the cliff side...

Whats going to come next?
Chapter two: http://www.ecocitycraft.com/forum/threads/the-story-of-bash-and-his-watermelon-chapter-2.137913/

 

ok, I could but it would just get lost after all the people commented

 

I haven't even read the story myself yet :p