Correct. Willclo went to Matrix_rep's vault, and locked all the star tools behind a bedrock barrier. He made an iron password door with a password that only he knew, which @Dccciz could only figure out if he passed @SuburbSomeone in forum ratings. Willclo, his royal vampire melon king highness, laughed. He knew that @Dccciz could never pass @SuburbSomeone in forum ratings.
But then, the staff application cycle ended, and since he had posted on every staff app, Suburb lost 2,500 ratings. Suburb, outraged, yelled at his computer screen. "NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!!" cried Suburb. He knew that he could not have possibly posted on that many staff apps, and so he decided that Willclo was responsible for this ratings disparity. But why would he do that? That would be the only way that his prisoners could escape.... Suddenly, a barely audible noise slowly grew in strength from the background. It was none other than the 7th Potato Regiment of the nerd army, led by his nerdness, @Masonrf. Mason and his army saluted the crew, knowing that without them, the Potato Regiment may not have a home for several months. Mason began to lecture the crew. Masonrf: Greetings, shrubs. Today, I am proud to announce that our army has temporarily removed 2,500 ratings of SuburbSomeone's, and given them temporarily to @Dccciz until Dccciz is able to log on and crack the code to @matrix_rep's star tools. Now, Dccciz will need the aid of the 6th Potato Regiment, which is of course led by Koo... wait no, that can't be true. Willclo ate him. Hmm, let me see... To Mason's horror, @KooJo was in fact the only person who could give Dccciz the password to the vault. The crew was faced with two options. Option 1 was to simply guess what the password would be. As Suburb had knowledge of KooJo's personality, he stayed behind to try to guess it. The second option was to launch an undercover, full-scale attack on Willclo as soon as he left his vault. Somehow, the entire crew had forgotten that Physyy was currently implementing a plugin that prevented a vampire melon king from ever joining the server. @jmichael214, @Bashdash100, @Jffsprs, @Whammerist5, @Avowin, and @DiamondDesire all set out to retrieve KooJo from the vampire melon king's stomach...
Why anyone had thought to recruit @jmichael214 was a mystery. @jmichael214 was well known to be completely inept at anything involving weapons or fighting. Within five minutes of the search party's departure, @jmichael214 tripped over his shoelaces, cut himself with his sword, and died of tetanus. Again. Third time this year.
Then the 7th potato regiment enlisted the help of, the recently dead but somehow still alive, @jmichael214 to help contruct the most massive, defendable base on ECC from which they could launch thier whale missiles onto willclo.
Whammerist led the charge. He grabbed @luccowarleo's melon sword, and beckoned his army. Sadly... no one showed up. They needed @physyy to decline the offer, gather her army, and end this once for all... until another permabanned user does another dumb thing
Phys disagreed. She was well into implementing the plugin and was about to restart the server. But suddenly, loud thumps could be heard, as well as a large shadow. Whammerist trembled, and ran as fast as he possibly could back to the vault. Suddenly, he felt a gentle, slimy blue creature. As it turns out, it was a whale! The 7th Potato Regiment had come at last, and whales were being fired on all cylinders! Willclo, returning from his mining adventure, was shocked to see the whales being fired at him. The battle for @matrix_rep's star tools and the future of ECC had begun.
The bedrock which encapsulated the star tools was no more, and @Bashdash100 and @Avowin were able to retrieve all of the star tools. By using locked chests and membership perms they had received from the ghost of @matrix_rep, the users @bobman3355, @SimsElemental, @12345shane, and SuburbSomeone now wielded melon swords. Suddenly, an alert flashed across all of ECC. [Alert] Server is restarting. Kthxbai. Ten seconds later, the server restarted. Thanks to the fast coding of Phys (and not the bravery of the ghost of @matrix_rep), the melon king was no more. But iStomp and his alts were still not banned...
Suburb was at last knocked unconscious, and he was back in the story. Two and a half months later... @priMELval sighed. It was her twentieth birthday, but people still thought of her as a nub. The only good part of her birthday was that iStomp's alts weren't on to troll the server. Or at least that's what she thought...
iStomp's alts were relentless. They had somehow gotten hold of Bash's nudes and were threatening to post them in global unless iStomp was unbanned. "No, not my nudes!" cried Bash. Based off a true story.
The army looked unstoppable, until a floating body came along. It was Polarize! He came to save the day! Then he logged off. They were doomed!
