@jmichael214 looked up from the blueprints he was drawing. He sensed a disturbance in the Force. Someone wanted the watermelons. Little did they know the consequences of their actions. For the watermelons did not belong to @jmichael214. He was merely the guardian of the Watermelons of @Physicistsmom.
J. Mickey Mouse Treehouse knew what he had to do. He jumped onto the the giant watermelon, and rolled it down Mt. Eccot. The watermelon was possessed with a spirit, and threw @jmichael214 off into the void. What will @jmichael214 do when he respawns? And who has possessed the great watermelon on this fateful day?
@jmichael214 respawned at the top of the @taylordaisy tower, which he had built for Willclo long before selling watermelons. When going down to examine the building, he found @SuburbSomeone sharpening a melon sword, just two floors down from the ceiling. He stared blankly at Jmichael. Jmichael ignored this and continued to take the lift signs down to the bottom floor. When he exited the building, however, he was not in Main_Ville. He was in Watermelon Disney World.
Meanwhile, back on Exile Island, @willclo stood. He had become a master of the island. Training with karate master, @maximpara, Will had developed a master martial art. There was only thing to Will to do. He moved to Norway, where he bought 26 separate computers. On the first computer, he made himself an alternate account for ECC, and began to work on a new town. He wanted it to be an exact replica of @jmichael214's town, because he had a plan. After hijacking @jmichael214 spawn point to his new town, Watermelon Disney World, he ran up a hill we now know as Mt. Eccot. User @The_Great_Watermelon rolled @jmichael214 down into the void. Then he waited at @jmichael214 new spawn point, waiting for the epic showdown. TL;DR - @willclo and @jmichael214 are about the have an epic fight!!!!111!!!11
And then suddenly @DevotedtoRaccooy came from the ancient land of Trollia with all his trollieness to see the battle of @willclo vs. @jmichael214 . As @willclo and @jmichael214 began to fight they saw @DevotedtoRaccooy and started to run at him. Then @DevotedtoRaccooy summoned Donald Trump to fight them. @willclo and @jmichael214 knew they had to team up temporarily to defeat the all and powerful Donald Trump. After hours of fighting Donald Trump was defeated. @DevotedtoRaccooy was impressed, he now believed than @willclo and @jmichael214 were worthy of fighting him. @DevotedtoRaccooy then fired his troll laser at the two but missed, he then jumped into the air and fired down a mind control laser hitting @jmichael214 causing him to turn against @willclo . They then fought for 12 hours straight by the end they were exhausted. They both struggled to get up, @willclo then ran at @jmichael214 then used the force and pushed his sword out of his hand. @jmichael214 then ran for the sword grabbed it and slashed @willclo killing him. But then @jmichael214 snapped out of the mind control and realized what he had done. He then ran at @DevotedtoRaccooy almost hitting him but his attack was countered at the last second. They then fought for almost 5 days. @DevotedtoRaccooy struck @jmichael214 cutting off his hand and then his sword fell off the cliff beside him. @DevotedtoRaccooy then went to strike him down but then @jmichael214 used the force and threw @DevotedtoRaccooy off the cliff, when he him the bottom he was killed when his back was broken on a rock. @jmichael214 was then left alone on the cliff side...
@jmichael214 stood. He didn't know what to do. Suddenly, he knew. He ran to the melon farm, and picked up a melon. Carving out the bottom end of the melon, he then got an ice-cream-scooper, to take out the red inside. Micheal dawned his new dastardly disguise. @SuburbSomeone then came from the shadows of Mt. Eccot. He asked to join Micheal's party, and Mike happily accepted. @Bashdash100 flew down from the sky above. They now had a group of three. @Exilenela swam her silly seal body to the shore. They have 4 now. Erupting from the earth, a new face appears. This, was the face of @Whammerist5. The quest to infiltrate @Wilclo's secret melon fortress had begun. But first, they needed a game plan. TEH PLAN OF TEH GAMEZ - Exil and Bash will, uh, maybe try to take out Will's melon minions. One of them are somewhat good at PvP right? Sorry Bash and Exil plz don't kill/ban me kthnxbai -Wham and Sub could probably beat Will in a 2v1... right? -Mike will fly to Norway and be like, uh, "No-way!" and maybe like, uh, smash up all of Will's weird computers and stuff. get it, cuz mikey is rich off melons, so he ton fly to nobway be like, ha, "I'm rich" i think no one is reading this are they? no-one? ok gj gg bai The next chapter of this epic quest will begin... NOW! (now that Whammerist has shamelessly put himself into the plot line of course)
Jmichael214 safely flies into the airport in Norway, and upon arrival, spies a thick-haired, stout young man in a collared shirt.
Jmichael, being the nub he is. Doesn't know this man is none other but andrewkm. "Please come with me Mr Nub." he says in a no nonsense tone. A command, not a request. Jmichael follows him into a sleek black car and sits in the back seat. Andrew turns around and begins to talk...
"Good... Why are you in Norway?" "Simply put, I have business to attend to." "What exactly is this business?" "You're about to find out..." Andrew bursts through the car window, and tosses Mike a glowing, blue sword. Andrew slings a pixelated bow behind his back. The party seems to have stopped in front of pale-white mansion. It belonged to none other than Willclo. Suddenly, a squad of about 5 people jump out of the house's windows. One of them dies on the way down. Spoiler: Death Count Death Count = 1 An epic fight is about to commence.
@SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, examined the dead body. It was none other than the body of @Giant_leader. The other four minions of Willclo took Whammerist, Exilenela, and Jmichael214 hostage. They were all permabanned users - @kconahan, @iStomp_Kittens, @usapresident999, and @shrinkwrap4me. Suburb, Bash, and Andrew saw the minions take the hostages down to Willclo's lair. Andrew readied his bow.
Down in the lair, the three hostages learned of the perm-banned user's secret plan. They wanted to take ECC for themselves, and knew how they had to do so. If they took out enough ECC users, no one would want to play, in fear for their lives. If they get could also get Andrew's computer and white-list themselves, they would turn ECC into a place full of dreaded hacking, bickering, and pure vulgarity. SuburbSomeone, being the curious person that he is, was ease-dropping on the entire conversation. He told Andrew about the awful plan. They decided to attack. Wrap and Kitten secured the doors of the room. Exile was pulling at the rope binding him to his chair. Mike was crying. And Wham was making really horrid puns. Andrew broke down the door, and the fighting commenced...
Andrew took the pixelated bow and shot the sword, which was in @kconahan's hands, with enough power to make it fall directly to the floor. @usapresident999 caught the sword, and held it directly in front of Wham's neck. He looked at Sub, Bash, and Andrew, who were standing between the hostages and the door. He began his speech: I didn't want to be perma-banned.
Whammerist knew what to do. He grabbed a piece of Original Recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken™ and bonked usapresident on the head.
The remaining three minions stood in awe of what Whammerist5 had done. He had brought KFC to Norway, once and for all. The three minions were stunned by this incredible action, and allowed Wham, Sub, Bash, Andrew, Jmich, and Exil to enter the lair. They entered the lair, but were stunned when a hobo walked up to them and began talking...
Bash questioned the hobo. "I thought your name was Willclo..." "Nope, I'm Jeff! I'm definitely not named Will..." "How do I know you aren't lying?" "Because... I played a role in creating the hub lobby! @Jffsprs is named Jeff, and @Jffsprs built part of the lobby! Therefore, I'm Jffsprs!" Jffsprs, who miraculously had come from thousands of miles away, said to the hobo: "No, you're not."
The fake Jeff got angry at the real Jeff so he whipped out a sword that he got from somewhere and swung at the real Jeff. The real Jeff dodged it and bashed the fake Jeff on the head with a watermelon, knocking the fake Jeff out cold.
Whammerist then stabbed the fake Jeff... Spoiler: Death Count Death Count = 2 The crew had no clue how to use the giant machine in front of them, so they hit a red button...
