The power to finish this senten...

 

The power to have explosive diareah at parties.

 

The power to convert water to dihydrogen monoxide. :ugeek:

 

The power to mentally turn people right when there walking.

 

The power to make Hershey's Chocolate Chips by pouring chocolate syrup into a bag of Baked Doritos Ranch chips.

 

The power to drink water, and the water turns to steam the moment it hits your mouth

 

The power to uncontrollably turn air into toxic gasses.

 

The power to find ways to make Chuck Norris references in almost every conversation

 

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

 

Da powah tuh mizpel allmohst evehrifin u tihp;

 

The power to close your ears without using your hands.

 

The power to edit Minecraft's sound effects to make the door-opening noise sound like a creeper about to go off.

 

The power to talk to a wall

 

The power to use your brain to click.

 

Thats not pointless your reaction time in games would be incredible and you would be a boss

The power that if you hit a window with a shoe it closes.

 

The power to beat mosquitoes to death with flowers by using psychokinesis.

 

The power to drink clouds.

 

The power to run through walls right beside an open door.