The pointless super power game!

the power to get off my computer chair -.-

 

The power to travel back in time at the speed of 1 second per second.

 

the power to not have to wait 30 seconds between posts

 

The power to grow my nails slightly faster than others.

 

The power to be able to eat pinecones.

 

The power to disguise as yourself with a 1 millimeter height difference.

 

The power to morph into a sloth, but only on Wednesdays.

 

The power to put a ten hour video from Youtube on repeat.

 

The power to farm continuously for 10 hours...

 

That is not a pointless power, that has an unbelievable amount of point to it.

 

The power to come up with pointless powers.

 

hockey already made that one

 

sadface... The power to beat hockey to powers?

 

The power to beat Hockey to replying to Revan's post.

 

The power to cause small temporal shifts in the space time continum forcing wibbily wobbly times wimey stuff that creates loopholes in a small antartic ice shelf making it go back in time 2 seconds Every 12 centuries

 

The power to turn into an elf and scream ahoy on a cruise ship wearing a monkey suit swinging on a vine while eating an apple because why not and I kill a butterfly and by doing so i kill a butterfly a deer was going to eat before it was shot but because there was no butterfly the deer survived and currently has the world record for derpiest antlers.

 

The power to be invisible when no one is around you.

 

That has alot of point... like ALOT

 

I do that all the time with the ''league of draven''



the power to have a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich on the end of a long stick balancing on my big toe.

 

The power to travel in time at the speed of time.