The pointless super power game!

The power create carnivorous waves of red light that only devour those who way 34kg, however, by releasing the red waves, I'm forced to release the holy white waves of......unholiness, that decimate the red waves before they can devour the innocent

 

The power to launch red pencils into geo-synchronous orbit

 

The power to assimilate to foreign alien species at the sacrifice of 10 liters of black shoe polish

 

The power to create turtles that can cause geo-thermal converters to shutdown, however, the turtles require 4 gallons of de-ionized water a day

 

The abbility to know I'm waking up in 5 seconds while I'm asleep

 

The abbility to cause earthquakes that measure 0.1 on the richter scale, right below my feet

 

The abbility to see 1 second into the past, however by doing this i cant move for 23 seconds, however, it is useable in sleep

 

The abbility to edit this post 10 times , however, on doing this, I have to make a post after saying "look what I have to do now", and each edit adds a word to this, followed by *edit*

Pineapple *edit*

People *edit*

Ate *edit*

My *edit*

Yellow *edit*

Pink *edit*

Smexy *edit*

Beach *edit*

Umbrella *edit*

Yesterday *edit*

 

Now look what I have to do now

 

The abbility to tag 3 users, however, they must now tag me back in there next post

zardgyer
Mardigan_The_Mad
iEvolive

 

The abbility to reply to users who have tagged me

 

the ability to tag Harryhaz1 because he misspelt ability.

 

The power to understand why harryhaz is having way to much fun with this <3

 

The power to finish school sqrt(2^7 + 8 -(2 x 1600^1/2) - 600 +1000 - [456(1^10000^76124671987)] ^-1 x-1 times faster. If you want to figure this out, make sure to take positive square roots.
The power to live pi seconds longer.

 

The power to eat the equAsion pi, however gain no nutrients

 

The power to cry on international television

 

The power to incorrectly spell anyword I want to.

 

the power to flail my limbs in such a fashion that it alerts the people in the house to the left of me