Still not good enough...Here's my expectation:

Remarkably, phenomenal, jaw-dropping knees that emit an incredible sensation that animates a commotion within one's inner self to the point where their consciousness is impaired.

 

I'll give you 1 cp for your continuous effort. Note that I'm giving you a "chicken point" to brag to your fellow chickens....not a clown point...;)

 

Anyways, today I ran out of money as previously said but I finally got a loan, payed it off and earned myself a brand new pumpkin axe. But clowns never can skip a day so I decided to find the clown of the day and I let them mine for 1 minute in my special "clown mine"

Here's a brief overview :)





Why mine stone all day when you can mine in the clown's personal mine?

BTW: This mine's quite deep ;)

 

Farmed all day for this so here it goes:

- 1/2 Stack of Clownfish - Totaling around $4500-$6000. Lost exact number.
- Clown of the day: $17,250 (You know who you are :3)
- Rewarded 10 builders with $1000 to get started. I picked generally well-mannered ones.
- Gave 1 honorary mention for a great joke - $1500
- 2 funny skins - $500/ea
- Totally freaked out someone, discussion went like:

"Hello [Name]"
"Hi?"
"I like your username. It sounds absolutely delicious"
"Uh ok?"
"Mind if I take a sniff around your pumpkin farm?"
"o_O"
"Or you can just come to spawn and I'll sniff the odor off your clothes"
...rambling for 10ish minutes. Thanks for entertaining me.

$15,000 was given.

 

I apologize for missing a day D:. I did have an irl emergency that required my immediate attention.

Therefore, I gave a major clown of the day award to 3 builders that I've found quite entertaining.

$15,000/each! * 3 Builders = $45,000. They are also my personal minions for 1 week. Pretty much ran out of money. Will continue to farm.