So, I PMed a few of you saying that I had a family emergency and had to leave. This thread is to clear that up.

So, on Thursday, when I left, I got the call that my family's home in another state's heater had exploded, and it was too cold to love in. Since we have a tenant, we had to drive down there for the entire weekend, with no internet, and fix it.
Upon returning, I found an even bigger problem. My Minecraft was broken. Any time I try to open the program, it just gets stuck on the "Updating Minecraft" screen, even after countless reinstalls and attempts to boot it up offline.

I'm swamped with school right now, and I can't figure out my computer, so until I can get this working, I won't be on the server at all. I'm attempting to fix it as we speak.
Happy trails.