All false positives with SquidHQ should be fixed. Should now download flawlessly for everyone.

 

I have been getting rumors from my friends that SquidHQ is illegal. Is this true? Also, one rumor they have is that it's against the EULA. Is it technically against the EULA's rules or is it just bypassing blacklist? I have always come to believe that it was illegally made but it is legal to use. Is this true too?

 

Q: Is it illegal to make.
A: According to Mojang yes, probably so.

Q: Do we / other servers give a shit?
A: No.

Q: Is it illegal for you to use?
A: No.

Q: Is it against the EULA?
A: Yes it's against the EULA, but fuck the EULA.

Q: Can we be sued?
A: Hell yeah. Lets boogy.

Q: Can you get in trouble for using it?
A: Not one bit.

Any other questions?

 

well said

 

Ty sir. :)

 

Andrew just got QnA of the year. 10/10 would read again

 

@ChaoticCosmic11

 

I have a few more questions regarding the player's rights.
Can players be sued for using SquidHQ?
Can players be arrested for using SquidHQ?
I believe you brushed upon this earlier, I just wanted to clarify, if you want, send me all the same questions (and a few more) regarding the players with SquidHQ.
Thank you!

 

No to both. You are not liable or at fault whatsoever.
The people who created it are.

 

Yes. Players will be arrested by a live S.W.A.T. team, thrown onto an Air Force carrier, flown to Guantanamo Bay and held captive there for life, along side the worlds worst terrorists.

Actual image of player caught using SquidHQ:



Think I'm kidding? Think again.
There are 10 enforcement agents.
https://help.mojang.com/customer/en/portal/articles/331367-employees ... 9 are in this image while the 10th (Brandon) sends out the emails. Coincidence? I think not.

Spoiler

No, but seriously what kind of question is this. Players can't get in any trouble for using a downloaded launcher... No idea where you're getting such insane ideas from

 

So this explains why Harambe died...must've used squidhq too much the law enforcement was told to kill not imprison :(

 

You have changed my life @andrewkm