I take a reaaaaaaaaaaaaally long shower and the soap is all used up.

I have a bowl of cereal.

 

I blow it up and spit on it

I blow up some cereal

 

I take away all explosives from you, and then proceed to dump the blown-up cereal in a garbage disposal.

I have milk

 

I pour all of your milk into a bunch of bowls of cereal.

I have a computer.

 

i sell your computer on ebay

i own thecreator767

 

I kidnap him and let him free.

I have cinnamon

 

Cinnamon tastes bad!

I have sugar :O

 

i ate the sugar

i have a cow horse

 

The.. Cow-horse? dies.

I have a lion

 

I agree to pay you ecodollars in-game for it after you send it to me in the mail, but I never do, and you can't post a complaint because the transaction was illegal.

I have a locked chest in andrewkm's vault.

 

i get supermod to lwc it!

i own a potato

 

I eat the potato.

I have lotto hax!

 

you get banned for hacking

i caught a golden fish

 

The fish dies and you have to flush it.

I has microphone

 

I ATE THE MICROPHONE, NOM NOM NOM

i have a camera

 

Earthquake occured and all of it was rumbled to the ground in a pile of rubble which was unable to be put back together.

I have a bracelet.

 

The bracelet was a potato, and soon spoiled

I haz harryhaz