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Who was born in potatocitycraft and won the war for all

And the fish swam through lava


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The lava fish were an amazing species, i had never seen something like that quite before

After tasting the lavafish for the first time i couldnt resist eating more.

 

Due to there pure awesomeness

Hate a buffet of ice cream


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Someone tried to eat the pineapple

so then I died.

 

Cause I looked in a mirror

And catfish was pie


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Because the butcher ran out of beef for the potpies.

Why is that penny hairy?

 

...due to the increase of inbreeding between female dogs and male cats.

Brb, covering myself in mud and resisting arrest

 

So apparently the terminator is after me this was my only way of hiding from him.

Banana peels and cactus who knew

 

Kuke could eat so many bananas. Then throw the peels all on the floor and not slip.

And then I put a pan of Mac and cheese under her tire and walked away.

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Doncha know thats the best way to make fresh mac n cheese?

And that children is how waffles got their stripes.

 

Because a zebra mated with a waffle.

Then they decided completely removing Monday from the calender was the only solution.

 

To end the sleep depression of 2014

Guuuurrrrl hold my weave.

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'Cause I like to knit and my hands are full.

Squaredancing in a tree

 

Is the best pastime in the new tree house bar.

But seriously where am I

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You fell into a tornado that took you to Oz. The short answer is, you aren't in Kansas anymore.

I took a deep breath, finally able to relax, and sat down under the money tree.

 

I had just taken my first payday loan.

Where's my toe?

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