Need community help on a project

Okay, I know I'm only suppost to have 1 but "it's just a prank bro"

 

&b"Everything has water, unless if it doesn't have water"

&a"Do you ever feel a buzzing sound?"

&e"She is a dude (high pitched)"

 

"When not even S(hr)uburb rates your post >_<"

Edit since max is 3 now:
"SuburbSomeone is the shrubbiest shrub"
"Roombas are slowly taking over the world. Bow down to your new Roomba overlords!"


Edit2: Feel free to add colors to these as you see fit

 

"How do you craft a furnace again?"

"wat is ekonamee?

 

My three would be

"It's just a prank bro"
"Drew is dank"
"RIP COD

 

"Praise Helix"
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday"
"I can resist everything except temptation"

 

Ok, so all three in one:
§6M§aasonrf is a ner§6d §f~ §6SuburbSomeone
§dChanel §5is §bbae §f~ §6SuburbSomeone
§9SuburbSomeone §fliked your post ~ §6SuburbSomeone

They should look like this:
Masonrf is a nerd ~ SuburbSomeone
Chanel is bae ~ SuburbSomeone
SuburbSomeone liked your post ~ SuburbSomeone

@Videowiz92 I hope you don't mind colors, many people had them last time around

 

Hmm do "Drew is dank"

 

"14 and counting"
"zr2002 i love you <333"
"Forza Inter"

 

"Its all in the wrists"-dgam02
"Init"- @GeorgiaMC

 

I'd like to add the quote:

"Global Chat: your daily dose of NaCl!"

 

I'm a simple man.

 

"Why so salty?"
"Plz corect you're grammer!"
"Go to /warp debt!"

 

Plz no.

 

"/ch spaghetti" - All staff