I am looking to purchase a melon sword. However to collect the funds to buy a melon sword I want to use a melon sword. Hence my dilema. I am looking for a $250k Loan so I can buy myself a sword.

Details:
- Loan Amount: $250k
- Payback: $300k
- Payback in: 1-2 months (depending on how long it takes me to buy the stars)

I have never scammed or anything of the sort.