List the worst/funniest puns here and if I laugh you win 50k

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by KingCharlie9, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. KingCharlie9

    KingCharlie9 EcoPremiumPrestigeLegendTycomaster
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2017
    Messages:
    832
    Trophy Points:
    21,840
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +526
    Lol I'm surprised no one has actually won yet
    Still funny jokes tho
    **Que CHRISTMAS PUNS**
     
  2. OppyStoppy

    OppyStoppy Pain
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,336
    Trophy Points:
    31,355
    Gender:
    Male
    EcoDollars:
    $0
    Ratings:
    +636
    Queue*
     
  3. 314

    314 Irratioπal President, former ServerAdmin
    Mythic ⚔️ I ⚔️ President ⛰️⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2014
    Messages:
    6,963
    Trophy Points:
    87,660
    EcoDollars:
    $0
    Ratings:
    +4,866
    I think he actually meant "cue".
     
  4. OppyStoppy

    OppyStoppy Pain
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2015
    Messages:
    1,336
    Trophy Points:
    31,355
    Gender:
    Male
    EcoDollars:
    $0
    Ratings:
    +636
    queue
    kyo͞o/
    noun
    1. 1.
      BRITISH
      a line or sequence of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed.
      synonyms: lineup, line, row, column, file, chain, string; More

    2. 2.
      COMPUTING
      a list of data items, commands, etc., stored so as to be retrievable in a definite order, usually the order of insertion.
    verb
    1. 1.
      BRITISH
      take one's place in a queue.
      "in the war they had queued for food"
      synonyms: line up, wait in line, form a line, fall in, form a queue, queue up
      "we queued for ice cream"

    2. 2.
      COMPUTING
      arrange in a queue.





    Translations, word origin, and more definitions

    Feedback
    Queue | Define Queue at Dictionary.com
    www.dictionary.com/browse/queue
    2. a file or line, especially of people waiting their turn. 3. Computers. a FIFO-organized sequence of items, as data, messages, jobs, or the like, waiting for action.
    Queued · ‎Queue-jump · ‎Queue fourche · ‎Queuer
    Queue | Definition of Queue by Merriam-Webster
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/queue
    Definition of queue. 1 : a braid of hair usually worn hanging at the back of the head. 2 : a waiting line especially of persons or vehicles.
    queue | Definition of queue in English by Oxford Dictionaries
    https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/queue
    Definition of queue - a line or sequence of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed., a list of data items, commands, etc.
    queue Meaning in the Cambridge English Dictionary
    https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/queue
    queue meaning, definition, what is queue: a line of people, usually standing or in cars, waiting for something: . Learn more.
    What is queue? - Definition from WhatIs.com
    whatis.techtarget.com › Topics › Computer Science › Computing fundamentals
    In general, a queue is a line of people or things waiting to be handled, usually in sequential order starting at the beginning or top of the line or seq...
    Queue Definition - The Tech Terms Computer Dictionary
    https://techterms.com/definition/queue
    The definition of Queue defined and explained in simple language.
    Queue - definition of queue by The Free Dictionary
    https://www.thefreedictionary.com/queue
    Define queue. queue synonyms, queue pronunciation, queue translation, English dictionary definition of queue. n. 1. A line of waiting people or vehicles. 2. Computers a. A sequence of stored data or programs awaiting processing. b. A data structure from which the...
    queue (noun) definition and synonyms | Macmillan Dictionary
    https://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionary/british/queue_1
    Define queue (noun) and get synonyms. What is queue (noun)? queue (noun) meaning, pronunciation and more by Macmillan Dictionary.
    Queue - Definition for English-Language Learners from Merriam ...
    www.learnersdictionary.com/definition/queue
    Definition of queue written for English Language Learners from the Merriam-Webster Learner's Dictionary with audio pronunciations, usage examples, and count/noncount noun labels.
    queue - Dictionary Definition : Vocabulary.com
    https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/queue
    Queue comes from the Latin cauda, for tail. Outside the United States it means a line of people or vehicles waiting their turn, so if your English friend talks about queuing up for the movies, that means getting in line for a ticket. We also use it in computing to mean an order of messages to be sent. In a big office, you send ...


    Searches related to definition of queue
    queue in a sentence

    queue the music

    queue synonym

    queue pronunciation

    queue french

    queue plural

    that's my queue

    queue definition in data structure


    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next


    "Queue the christmas puns"
     
  5. 314

    314 Irratioπal President, former ServerAdmin
    Mythic ⚔️ I ⚔️ President ⛰️⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Apr 1, 2014
    Messages:
    6,963
    Trophy Points:
    87,660
    EcoDollars:
    $0
    Ratings:
    +4,866
    Yes, I know. However, based on context I'd say that "Cue the christmas puns" as in "Let the christmas puns begin" is a better correction than "Prepare the christmas puns and present them in an orderly fashion".
     
  6. KingCharlie9

    KingCharlie9 EcoPremiumPrestigeLegendTycomaster
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2017
    Messages:
    832
    Trophy Points:
    21,840
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +526
    sorry @IceyErem but im afraid @314 wins
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Friendly Friendly x 1
    • List
  7. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
    Leave it to @314 with the logical jokes Lol. ;)
     
  8. lambiser

    lambiser Builder
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2017
    Messages:
    858
    Trophy Points:
    13,590
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +906
    I’m waiting for someone to make me laugh thoug
     
  9. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
    You make yourself laugh.
     
    • Informative Informative x 1
    • List
  10. spaenjj

    spaenjj Builder
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2013
    Messages:
    169
    Trophy Points:
    36,840
    Ratings:
    +86
  11. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
  12. Scamazon

    Scamazon monkey
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2017
    Messages:
    666
    Trophy Points:
    27,090
    Gender:
    Male
    EcoDollars:
    $0
    Ratings:
    +2,157
    What a queuete/cuete conversation... Pls dont kill me
     
  13. spaenjj

    spaenjj Builder
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-President ⚒️⚒️ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2013
    Messages:
    169
    Trophy Points:
    36,840
    Ratings:
    +86
    Should have been the title of the thread.
     
  14. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
    This thread was made before then tho... Lol.
     
  15. Jdawger

    Jdawger Goes by Brass Scribe everwhere except MC & ECC
    ECC Sponsor President ⛰️⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ III ⭐ Gameplay Architect Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,098
    Trophy Points:
    88,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +3,271
    What do you call two cows fighting?
    Bad Beef
     
    #75 Jdawger, Dec 8, 2017
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2017
  16. Jdawger

    Jdawger Goes by Brass Scribe everwhere except MC & ECC
    ECC Sponsor President ⛰️⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ III ⭐ Gameplay Architect Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,098
    Trophy Points:
    88,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +3,271
    What do you call a broken television?
    Cranjis McBasketball
    (I hope you chuckled at the dumb name)
     
    #76 Jdawger, Dec 8, 2017
    Last edited: Dec 8, 2017
  17. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
    *Doesn’t exactly understand the Pun*
     
  18. Jdawger

    Jdawger Goes by Brass Scribe everwhere except MC & ECC
    ECC Sponsor President ⛰️⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ III ⭐ Gameplay Architect Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2013
    Messages:
    4,098
    Trophy Points:
    88,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +3,271
    That’s the point
     
  19. purplelegoender

    purplelegoender [⚜EcoLegend⚜][⚜Philosopher⚜][⚜RogueDivision⚜]
    Builder ⛰️ Ex-EcoLegend ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ Prestige ⭐ I ⭐ Premium Upgrade

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2015
    Messages:
    1,722
    Trophy Points:
    87,160
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +5,062
    Figured so. Lol.